IainB Posted Monday at 11:01 PM Report Share Posted Monday at 11:01 PM Breaking News: EU Regulations Force Speedway Bikes to Have Brakes! In a shocking turn of events, the European Union has announced new safety regulations requiring all speedway bikes to be fitted with brakes. The decision, aimed at improving rider safety, has sent shockwaves through the speedway world, where brakeless racing has been a fundamental part of the sport since its inception. The EU Commissioner for Motorsport Safety defended the move, stating: "It's 2025. We can't allow motorcycles to be ridden at high speeds without any means of stopping. It's a matter of public safety, common sense, and European unity." The regulation mandates that all bikes must be fitted with front and rear disc brakes, ABS, and—most controversially—an emergency handbrake system modelled after those found in cars. Riders caught competing without these features will face heavy fines, suspension of their racing licenses, and, in extreme cases, mandatory enrolment in a defensive riding course. The speedway community has reacted with outrage. A former world champion called the move "a disaster for the sport," adding, "Next they'll be making us race in reverse to lower speeds!" Meanwhile, a British Speedway spokesperson was equally unimpressed: "Speedway with brakes? What's next, traffic lights at the start line?", adding, “Even though the UK is no longer in the EU it will have to comply with the new rules to save riders competing with different equipment.” Manufacturers have scrambled to comply, with one company already trialling an experimental system where the brakes are automatically engaged if a rider leans too aggressively into a corner. Reports suggest that initial testing resulted in one rider performing an unexpected front flip over his handlebars. Despite the uproar, the EU remains firm, with the EU Commissioner insisting: "If Formula 1 and MotoGP can have brakes, so can speedway. Riders will just have to adapt!" The first "brake-friendly" speedway event is set to take place soon in Poland once testing is complete, with new bike designs rumoured to feature brake lights, indicators, and even a horn. Critics argue that these changes will ruin the spectacle, but EU officials have assured fans that "it will only make the racing more strategic and pedestrian-friendly." For now, the sport holds its breath (and brakes) as it hurtles toward a slower, safer future. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Smith Posted Monday at 11:11 PM Report Share Posted Monday at 11:11 PM 🙄 nice try 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoundTheBoards Posted yesterday at 01:33 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 01:33 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piston197 Posted yesterday at 05:29 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:29 AM Wot no airbags ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Stadia Posted yesterday at 06:24 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 06:24 AM 52 minutes ago, piston197 said: Wot no airbags ! Very true, it could help tracks save some money! It could mean Mildenhall come back in! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupy Posted yesterday at 06:32 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 06:32 AM Must try harder… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaramanga Posted yesterday at 09:07 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:07 AM very poor attempt and 1 that's been tried before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Stadia Posted yesterday at 09:09 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:09 AM Just now, scaramanga said: very poor attempt and 1 that's been tried before Spoil sport! 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Smith Posted yesterday at 09:12 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:12 AM Imagine waiting until midnight, thinking & writing all that sh!te, safrican americaning in your own head, thinking "I've got em'" only to be shat on immediately 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Stadia Posted yesterday at 09:52 AM Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:52 AM 40 minutes ago, Daniel Smith said: Imagine waiting until midnight, thinking & writing all that sh!te, safrican americaning in your own head, thinking "I've got em'" only to be shat on immediately 🤣 Nasty piece of work! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainB Posted 16 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 10 hours ago, Daniel Smith said: Imagine waiting until midnight, thinking & writing all that sh!te, safrican americaning in your own head, thinking "I've got em'" only to be shat on immediately 🤣 I know... can you imagine that? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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