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Shock news in from the AGM:

In a major announcement Matt Ford has agreed a deal for the sale of Poole Speedway.

Grinning from ear to ear, a half-baked Matt said, “After a year with no one coming forward I was beginning to think that there are no fools out there, but I am pleased to announce that Jeremy Corbyn has taken over the club with immediate effect in return for a year’s free broadband subscription, and he will build upon my success of the last few months”.

The team will be called Team GB and it will retain the seven foreign riders that rode for Poole last year in an effort to encourage more home grown talent from abroad.

 Matt also thanked Jeremy for his advice on the recent Poole “PL v CL referendum”, agreeing that the 10% CL vote should be honoured.

 And finally he thanked John McDonnell, the new director of finance, and his ground-breaking plan to offer free admission and run the club for as long as possible.

 ”We hope to get to heat ten of the first meeting”, beamed John. “That would be a result!”

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6 minutes ago, DC2 said:

 ”We hope to get to heat ten of the first meeting”, beamed John. “That would be a result!”

Other clubs are jumping on the bandwagon and the season may last until the end of April - all being well before the Money Tree fails to support the riders demands. Even after gifting them petrol / diesel / dope for the bikes they surely won't want to be paid - will they?. What's wrong with £5 per point and £7.50 a start? With Labout being so benevolent - All Will Be Well- won't it? They could always print some more money.

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4 hours ago, 2ndbendbeerhut said:

Custard creams have run out and now only have rich tea left to dunk with. BIG decesion now... go and buy new biscuits or finish the AGM now... :D

OR buy a packet with a good use by date, so they can hang over to next years meeting!

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4 hours ago, 2ndbendbeerhut said:

Custard creams have run out and now only have rich tea left to dunk with. BIG decesion now... go and buy new biscuits or finish the AGM now... :D

If the custard creams have gone, we`re in trouble. Furthest they have gone in previous years is hob nobs.

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15 minutes ago, screm said:

If the custard creams have gone, we`re in trouble. Furthest they have gone in previous years is hob nobs.

Understand large supply of broken biscuits still available. 

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9 minutes ago, Star Lady said:

Corbyn has just announced free speedway admission for all and shale quarries are being taken into public ownership. Foreign riders regardless of ability will be allowed free choice of clubs, in line with Labours free for all immigration policy.

Boris Johnson has committed free mops for everyone who has flooded and goes further by saying there'll never be a speedway rain-off again and every track will get a mop.

 

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