Little Thumper Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) Jason Pipe's latest monologue is notable for two reasons. Firstly, he would seem to be attempting to set some kind of record for paragraph length and secondly, for his unabated, blind optimism. Jason states that,"I'm targeting at least 3 wins from our last 5 home meetings, which is something we are capable of pulling off. Some may say I'm talking nonsense (surely not) but I know my riders and I know how desperate they are for that first home win. That win is coming!" (and so is Christmas). Well, I'll have a pint of whatever Jason is drinking because it clearly takes you to places far distant from reality. Probably, an Eastbourne win by 10 to 12 points but as Jason says in his latest offering, "always expect the unexpected in this sport!" Come on Buxton! ......and always expect the unexpected on the good, old weather front Edited September 24, 2016 by Little Thumper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS50 Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 And according to the team listings Richard Knight is making a comeback. Does he know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete cc Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) And according to the team listings Richard Knight is making a comeback. Does he know? Is that for Buxton? Edited September 24, 2016 by pete cc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Thumper Posted September 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Is that for Buxton? Don't give Jason Pipe any ideas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS50 Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 On Buxton website match preview states number 5 for Eastbourne is Richard Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Thumper Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Weather forecast looking pretty promising so hopefully, the Buxton Zimmner Men can send the southern softies back to God's Waiting Room empty-handed! Give it LARGE, Buxton! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS50 Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Line up on Buxton website now amended. Jake Knight now at 5 for Eastbourne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazysue Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Is there anyone going to this meeting who would be able to text updates to the Updates site? If so, could you please send me a private message, which includes your mobile number. Many thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazysue Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Still need an updater for this meeting, is anyone able to help please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raddog Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 ht 11 44 24 to buxton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlead Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) Jason Pipe's latest monologue is notable for two reasons. Firstly, he would seem to be attempting to set some kind of record for paragraph length and secondly, for his unabated, blind optimism. Jason states that,"I'm targeting at least 3 wins from our last 5 home meetings, which is something we are capable of pulling off. Some may say I'm talking nonsense (surely not) but I know my riders and I know how desperate they are for that first home win. That win is coming!" (and so is Christmas). Well, I'll have a pint of whatever Jason is drinking because it clearly takes you to places far distant from reality. Probably, an Eastbourne win by 10 to 12 points but as Jason says in his latest offering, "always expect the unexpected in this sport!" Come on Buxton! ......and always expect the unexpected on the good, old weather front Looking good so far!!!! 46-32!! Edited September 25, 2016 by redlead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathen1984 Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Wow aint eastbourne turned up then. Pipe will think they are world beaters now then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex2000 Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Cough cough average lowering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruckerroo Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 The biggest cert of the year, -like last yr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Thumper Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Well, there you go! Just as I predicted, a magnificent win for the wonderful Buxton Hitmen and the southern softies were despatched back to blue rinse land empty handed. To be fair, some of the Eastbourne riders seemed more concerned about perfecting their wheelie techniques rather than winning races. But a win is a win and as our great leader Mr Pipe would say, "always expect the unexpected in this sport". I was so overcome with emotion by this great triumph that as soon as the meeting finished, I rushed round to the pits to shake Jason's hand and donate £20 to the team's fuel fund! Looks like those Brummies could be in for a bit of a thrashing next week. ..........and all credit to Buxton, they had actually got a PA system that worked, so matey didn't have to shout out the results from on top of his shipping container......hooray! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex2000 Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Jesus from reading that I thought you had won the league.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Thumper Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Jesus from reading that I thought you had won the league.... lol That's next year! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex2000 Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 That's next year! ok ill see you at the 2017 play off final at Buxton then?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Thumper Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Yep, I'll be there! Hope you shape up a bit better than you did today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex2000 Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Yep, I'll be there! Hope you shape up a bit better than you did today. Do you have scores for the riders as no website seems to have them... Edit it's ok they're up but who beat Ellis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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