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If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many sticks of rhubarb does it take to make a rabbit pie?

 

You can't make a rabbit pie by using sticks of rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.

 

You can have cauliflower ears and wear turnips at the bottom of your trouser legs, whilst an onion can make you cry and you can rip the heart from a lettuce, but make sure the potato doesn't have his eyes on you.

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