Shale Searcher Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's been Molly coddled by Ford now and being called: Darcy Veloured! Did you know he never throws anything away and is nicknamed: Darcy Hoard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveLyric2 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 If he had a spray tan and admitted to being Matt's love child - he could be Darky Ford!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontforgetthefueltapsbruv Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 If Darcy had a mate called Chris who married a woman named after a rock, went double barrelled and opened a bra shop his mate would be ... Chris Boulder Holder. Â (especially for those who thought this thread wasnt silly enough already!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pugwash Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) Right! That's enough, Stop It. This thread is getting silly ............................................................................................................................................................................................. Edited November 19, 2014 by pugwash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_martin Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 As the girl who he DIDN'T rape said - Darcy Snored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Searcher Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 He got stuck out on a row boat on Poole Harbour, he dropped a paddle, so they called him: Darcy Oared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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