uk_martin Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If he was to get into another fight with Neil Middleditch and friends, he'd be Darcy A&E Ward If he took up speedway promotion, he'd be Matt Ward...er, or should that be Darcy Ford??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Stadia Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) If after reading this thread he was confused as to who we are talking about he would be .......gustix A cowboy with a lisp, goes into a saloon and says....'this is a stix ug' Edited November 14, 2014 by Ray Stadia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Turner Posted November 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If he was to get into another fight with Neil Middleditch and friends, he'd be Darcy A&E Ward If he took up speedway promotion, he'd be Matt Ward...er, or should that be Darcy Ford??? Haha Darcy Ford! That's the best one so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Searcher Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If he's on a mood he's called Arsy Ward!!*! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_martin Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If he can't get a new Polish club then on Sundays he'll be Darcy Bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Searcher Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 When he gets knocked off it's Darcy Sprawled!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Central Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) You do realise that every single one of these god-awful puns is going to be used, at sometime in the future, on the front cover of a Speedway Star. . Edited November 14, 2014 by Grand Central 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foamfence Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was a board game you'd have to down a bottle of wine every time you threw a double six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pugwash Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 You do realise that every single one of these god-awful puns is going to be used, at sometime in the future, on the front cover of a Speedway Star. . If Darcy was in the star it would be 'Star Wards'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Turner Posted November 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was put in a cupboard he'd be Darcy Stored 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van wolfswinkel Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If he was gay Arse he Bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Stadia Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy was in a boxing match and was knocked out, he would be Darcy Floored! In the days of non PC and if Darcy was black, he may have been known as Darky Ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Turner Posted November 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy was in a boxing match and was knocked out, he would be Darcy Floored! In the days of non PC and if Darcy was black, he may have been known as Darky Ward. That's actually what his friends call him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Searcher Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 If he turns into a pumpkin at midnight, he'd. Be called: Darcy Gourd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny the spud Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 if he carries on acting the way he is he'd be Darcy... Flawed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screm Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 If he went to see A Flea in Her Ear he`d be Farcy Ward. If he was laying a new road he`d be Tarcy Ward If he was playing the guitar he`d be Darcy Chord If he was praying he`d be Darcy Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weatherwatcher Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 What was the last thing that Darcy said to his mates at 6am on the morning of the Latvian GP. One more for the road lads, they will never know, they won't smell the 2 pints of Vodca on my breath and I can still talk a lite strain, or maybe a stripped lion. He mates turned round and said you could not even walk straight round a bend. But being a speedway rider the straights are not to long so just keep your mouth shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffy Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 ...If Darcy Ward had a brain....He`d be World Champion 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinny Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Has this forum seriously stooped to this level? I remember playing this game with a few mates before. It was when we were waiting to participate in the year 1 egg and spoon race, aged 5 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Central Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Has this forum seriously stooped to this level? I remember playing this game with a few mates before. It was when we were waiting to participate in the year 1 egg and spoon race, aged 5 . Quite right. We are trivialising a grave matter. If Darcy Ward were aged 5 and waiting to take part in the egg and spoon race. He would be breathalysed for Calpol and be suspended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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