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Kozza was granted his visa in order to live the dream . Once the Border Agency or visa dot com or whoever realised it was Glasgow he was going to ride for , there was a special fast track process for superstars .

There are two types of speedway rider , ones who are or who have donned the Stripes and those who wished they could . Once it was made clear who Kozza was going to ride for , the authorities even offered to pay his plane fare .

 

 

 

AND YOUR BACK IN THE ROOM.

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You, also, will feel very encouraged by the performance of Richard this afternoon at Peterborough. We certainly did at in the other end of the country in Purfleet (Lakeside). BTW Nick McMorris will have no trouble in crossing Hadrian's Wall.

Yes Richard was very good and I will be watching the team results with more interest this year and also have your meeting at Somerset in diary. Overall you have a very good team.

 

The crossing of Hadrians Wall will not be a problem for Nick as he will be at 20,000 ft, he will be flying up for most meetings, hence the need for his passport or whatever i/d is needed if the airlines still want to see i/d even for an internal flight.

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Kozza was granted his visa in order to live the dream . Once the Border Agency or visa dot com or whoever realised it was Glasgow he was going to ride for , there was a special fast track process for superstars .

There are two types of speedway rider , ones who are or who have donned the Stripes and those who wished they could . Once it was made clear who Kozza was going to ride for , the authorities even offered to pay his plane fare .

Sounds similar to that great Scottish rider Michal MacOvsky.

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Kozza was granted his visa in order to live the dream . Once the Border Agency or visa dot com or whoever realised it was Glasgow he was going to ride for , there was a special fast track process for superstars .

There are two types of speedway rider , ones who are or who have donned the Stripes and those who wished they could . Once it was made clear who Kozza was going to ride for , the authorities even offered to pay his plane fare .

Why have you signed Kozza Smith then? ;)

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Two lasts and a third tonight.

 

Insufficient close season time to prepare?

Poor starting gate surface?

Badly prepared track?

Leaves on the track?

Wrong type of snow?

Bad burger?

 

Didn't one of the Minions remind Two Kevs he disnae need to fix his average anymore?

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Two lasts and a third tonight.

 

Insufficient close season time to prepare?

Poor starting gate surface?

Badly prepared track?

Leaves on the track?

Wrong type of snow?

Bad burger?

 

Didn't one of the Minions remind Two Kevs he disnae need to fix his average anymore?

 

Two kevs new engines won't be here till next week so he was on last years.

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Mr S Claus

Santa's Grotto

Reindeerland

XM4 5HQ

 

Dear Santa,

 

I do hope you're still enjoying a well earned break before starting to make all those pressies before this Christmas.

 

I was using my 2014 engines last night and they were rank ... can't blame the track any more now that I'm back at Armaheaven.

I thought I'd get my list into you early this year as I think you may have missed my letter last year.

Either that, or I got the address wrong last time.

This year I've got your address off the Royal Mail website.

 

Anyways, I need to get my preparation right in 2016, so I'd like to get two new GM engines this Christmas.

And if you've got those special Glasgow ones (600cc ;) ) then that would be great.

 

I promise to be a good boy this year .... no more average reducing from me .... promise.

 

Thank you .... Two Kevs.

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Who cares about the " failed Tiger " anyway ? More important concerns are at hand . It's only 6 days till we resume hostilities with our smug neighbours , how do you think we'll line up ? Personally I'd go with -

1 Son of God

2 Dimitri

3 Kozza

4 Aaron

5 Nick

6 James

7 Victor

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Who cares about the " failed Tiger " anyway ? More important concerns are at hand . It's only 6 days till we resume hostilities with our smug neighbours , how do you think we'll line up ? Personally I'd go with -

1 Son of God

2 Dimitri

3 Kozza

4 Aaron

5 Nick

6 James

7 Victor

That was pretty much my thoughts as well, except I would have Aaron at 3 and Kozza at 4.

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looking at the top 5. they are no better than workingtons top 5. while the reserves are going to be hit and miss.(maybe sarg and vic will hold their own. so i dont see the tiger having a great season and sweeping all before them. they will have a good un, but not the one you fans are expecting. i am going to go for plymouth and another non fancied team.

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Who cares about the " failed Tiger " anyway ? More important concerns are at hand . It's only 6 days till we resume hostilities with our smug neighbours , how do you think we'll line up ? Personally I'd go with -

1 Son of God

2 Dimitri

3 Kozza

4 Aaron

5 Nick

6 James

7 Victor

Now that is a meeting I would have loved to be able to come and watch....The new Tigers team V The Smugs , Lawson against Cook ... has all the makings of a cracking meeting

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Mr S Claus

Santa's Grotto

Reindeerland

XM4 5HQ

 

Dear Santa,

 

I do hope you're still enjoying a well earned break before starting to make all those pressies before this Christmas.

 

I was using my 2014 engines last night and they were rank ... can't blame the track any more now that I'm back at Armaheaven.

I thought I'd get my list into you early this year as I think you may have missed my letter last year.

Either that, or I got the address wrong last time.

This year I've got your address off the Royal Mail website.

 

Anyways, I need to get my preparation right in 2016, so I'd like to get two new GM engines this Christmas.

And if you've got those special Glasgow ones (600cc ;) ) then that would be great.

 

I promise to be a good boy this year .... no more average reducing from me .... promise.

 

Thank you .... Two Kevs.

 

 

The Pits

Armadump Stadium

East of Civilisation

 

Dear Two Kevs,

 

I did get your letter last year but my Weegie elves told me that you’d been a very naughty boy and Santa doesn’t give presents to very naughty boys as you know.

 

So, instead, I gave all the good boys and girls at Ashfield a wonderful present for them to enjoy throughout this season. They’ll see what it is when they open it tomorrow afternoon.

 

Regarding your request for next year, I don’t do that “naughty step” nonsense, so you’ll need to prove to me that you’re trying hard to be good by maintaining your current average (no increase or decrease required) until I set off on my rounds on Christmas Eve. If you do that simple thing, I’ll see what I can do for you though, perhaps, 750cc motors would be more appropriate.

 

Be good,

 

Santa

 

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