YerRopes Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Reaction to the verdict above has been swift. Social Media has gone into meltdown as people around the world are stunned by the harshness of the decision and a petition has been started on Twitter by Mahatma Gandhi: "We, the undersigned, want to complain that the greatest rider speedway has ever or will ever know has suffered enuff and he should be awarded both the 2014 and the 2015 World Championship. He is a great man and my sister says he's well fit. I have to go now as my mum says it's time for my Alphabetti." Shortly after the verdict Neil Middleditch the Manager of the world's greatest ever speedway team the Poole 'Whiter Than White' Pirates addressed the mass throngs of media present, reading from a prepared script he said... 'Er er yippee, er I shall be tying Darcy to the bed as soon as he is finished in the er pub'.. At this, the 12 million Pirate fans present waved their flags fervently.. Mr MIddleditch then bowed to the crowd and left the scene skipping away manically waving his hands all about.. Further news on this momentous day, when we get it... Edited January 30, 2015 by yerropes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arson fire Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 A bit off topic, but can anyone explain where starman gets his logic from?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BWitcher Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 A bit off topic, but can anyone explain where starman gets his logic from?? Starman? Logic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racers and royals Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 A bit off topic, but can anyone explain where starman gets his logic from?? The horses he seems to know a lot about(more than speedway ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavan Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 A bit off topic, but can anyone explain where starman gets his logic from?? surely you know by now he has no logic. He just sticks to the ' defend all things Poole' whatever has happened line. Then if he gets a question he has no answer for he just attacks the poster and call them a Poole hater or anti Poole Its very simplistic logic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz01 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 What time is the hearing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1944 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 What time is the hearing? Good question. It will probably be after the pubs and bars close:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris4gillian Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 A bit off topic, but can anyone explain where starman gets his logic from?? I assume you're taking the mick, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwalker Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 What time is the hearing? I read somewhere that it was supposed to be this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screm Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salty Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Absolutely. This is so unfair. Surely #EnoughisEnough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCB Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! Or a rape/sexual abuse trial. Them things go on for days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Leslie Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! They're keeping him waiting. It's what all the young governing bodies are doing these days. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norbold Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Great spoof, whoever's posted that and the comments underneath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReturn Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! The more I read and hear from this guy the more I think the Middlo should be changed to Muppet. What he should have typed is 'That bloody stupid Ward for putting us in this position and making us have to wait for so long'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pugwash Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! They're waiting for Gavan to pitch up with the 'Black Cap'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A ORLOV Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! They are waiting for a prison cell and and transport to it to become available before they announce the outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazeaway Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Neil Middleditch @middlo57 3m3 minutes ago WTF is going on its not a murder trial for gods sake#howlongtheyneed?!!! I read through the comments trying to work out which one was starman. I think they all are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iris123 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Claudia Pechstein is hoping for over €4,000,000 in compensation for her ban that has been found to be wrong.Now she is female and a speed skater and we all know they are rubbish,so i wouldn't want to guess what innocent young Darcy will ask for!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavan Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 The more I read and hear from this guy the more I think the Middlo should be changed to Muppet. What he should have typed is 'That bloody stupid Ward for putting us in this position and making us have to wait for so long'. Dont be daft, this is Poole , this is Middlo, this is Darcy. They dont believe in right or wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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