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Ah...okay thanks. So Somerset have priority because they are the parent club. I get it now....I think. :wink:

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Are we going to hear who the last member of the team is before Christmas. Heard somewhere is was going to be within 24 hours when the last was was announced but that has now gone by or have we got to wait until the New Year, any ideas on this

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Any idea about your race night yet, will it still be on the saturday.

I think I have the answer to your question.

In the Bible's "Book of Lennsilver", written by an ancient and wise prophet from the mystical eastern kingdom of Hack Knee, can be found the following:

 

And it shall come to pass that in the year of our Lord 2014, a new Cathedral will be formed in the land of Lesstah in the middle kingdom of Ingerljund. It will rise from humble beginnings as a small church built behind a people's market, under the inspirational and visionary leadership of Bishop Hem, to challenge the supremacy of the nearby cathedral of St Brandon in The Fields, in the land of Cov.

 

However, the plans of Bishop Hem will be more difficult to carry out than he thinks. The main weekly service held at St Brandon in The Fields will be on Fridayyes (the fifth day), and to enable the faithful of the middle kingdom to attend services at both cathedrals, Bishop Hem will be forced to hold his main service on Saturdayes (the sixth day).

But this will prove to be troublesome for Bishop Hem. Whereas St Brandon in The Fields will employ priests who are mostly living and working in Ingerljund, Bishop Hem will be forced to employ the services of several itinerant priests, some of them also employed by the great Cathedrals of Swidden (far away across the sea)and the even greater Cathedrals of Pohelandde (even further away across sea and land). And it shall come to pass, that the great cathedrals of Pohelandde will hold their services on the Sundayye (the seventh day) and will seek to prevent itinerant priests in their employ from travelling to Ingerljund and working in the Cathedral of Lesstuh on Saturdayye, although some will disobey these orders.

 

And so it will come to pass, that Bishop Hem will go down onto his knees and pray to the Lord, for the creation of an additional day of the week, to be placed betwween Fridayye and Saturdayye, and thus enable more itinerant priests to travel to Ingerljund and work at the Cathedral of Lesstuh, and return to Pohelandde without undue haste or possible disruption from the untrustworthy travel asssistants Ryan and Wizz.

And the Lord will speak unto Bishop Hem, and grant his wish, and the new day will become known as Hemsday. And all will be well.

 

Hope that answers your question ok?

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I think I have the answer to your question.

In the Bible's "Book of Lennsilver", written by an ancient and wise prophet from the mystical eastern kingdom of Hack Knee, can be found the following:

 

And it shall come to pass that in the year of our Lord 2014, a new Cathedral will be formed in the land of Lesstah in the middle kingdom of Ingerljund. It will rise from humble beginnings as a small church built behind a people's market, under the inspirational and visionary leadership of Bishop Hem, to challenge the supremacy of the nearby cathedral of St Brandon in The Fields, in the land of Cov.

 

However, the plans of Bishop Hem will be more difficult to carry out than he thinks. The main weekly service held at St Brandon in The Fields will be on Fridayyes (the fifth day), and to enable the faithful of the middle kingdom to attend services at both cathedrals, Bishop Hem will be forced to hold his main service on Saturdayes (the sixth day).

But this will prove to be troublesome for Bishop Hem. Whereas St Brandon in The Fields will employ priests who are mostly living and working in Ingerljund, Bishop Hem will be forced to employ the services of several itinerant priests, some of them also employed by the great Cathedrals of Swidden (far away across the sea)and the even greater Cathedrals of Pohelandde (even further away across sea and land). And it shall come to pass, that the great cathedrals of Pohelandde will hold their services on the Sundayye (the seventh day) and will seek to prevent itinerant priests in their employ from travelling to Ingerljund and working in the Cathedral of Lesstuh on Saturdayye, although some will disobey these orders.

 

And so it will come to pass, that Bishop Hem will go down onto his knees and pray to the Lord, for the creation of an additional day of the week, to be placed betwween Fridayye and Saturdayye, and thus enable more itinerant priests to travel to Ingerljund and work at the Cathedral of Lesstuh, and return to Pohelandde without undue haste or possible disruption from the untrustworthy travel asssistants Ryan and Wizz.

And the Lord will speak unto Bishop Hem, and grant his wish, and the new day will become known as Hemsday. And all will be well.

 

Hope that answers your question ok?

love it nicely done !!

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I think I have the answer to your question.

In the Bible's "Book of Lennsilver", written by an ancient and wise prophet from the mystical eastern kingdom of Hack Knee, can be found the following:

 

And it shall come to pass that in the year of our Lord 2014, a new Cathedral will be formed in the land of Lesstah in the middle kingdom of Ingerljund. It will rise from humble beginnings as a small church built behind a people's market, under the inspirational and visionary leadership of Bishop Hem, to challenge the supremacy of the nearby cathedral of St Brandon in The Fields, in the land of Cov.

 

However, the plans of Bishop Hem will be more difficult to carry out than he thinks. The main weekly service held at St Brandon in The Fields will be on Fridayyes (the fifth day), and to enable the faithful of the middle kingdom to attend services at both cathedrals, Bishop Hem will be forced to hold his main service on Saturdayes (the sixth day).

But this will prove to be troublesome for Bishop Hem. Whereas St Brandon in The Fields will employ priests who are mostly living and working in Ingerljund, Bishop Hem will be forced to employ the services of several itinerant priests, some of them also employed by the great Cathedrals of Swidden (far away across the sea)and the even greater Cathedrals of Pohelandde (even further away across sea and land). And it shall come to pass, that the great cathedrals of Pohelandde will hold their services on the Sundayye (the seventh day) and will seek to prevent itinerant priests in their employ from travelling to Ingerljund and working in the Cathedral of Lesstuh on Saturdayye, although some will disobey these orders.

 

And so it will come to pass, that Bishop Hem will go down onto his knees and pray to the Lord, for the creation of an additional day of the week, to be placed betwween Fridayye and Saturdayye, and thus enable more itinerant priests to travel to Ingerljund and work at the Cathedral of Lesstuh, and return to Pohelandde without undue haste or possible disruption from the untrustworthy travel asssistants Ryan and Wizz.

And the Lord will speak unto Bishop Hem, and grant his wish, and the new day will become known as Hemsday. And all will be well.

 

Hope that answers your question ok?

 

In english, you dont know then.

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In english, you dont know then.

It will be Saturday.

Mr Hemsley will be chartering an ex-WW2 Dakota each week, to leave Leicester aerodrome at 06.00 on Sundays and fly Ljung, Paddy, Mads (plus one more?) and relevant away team riders) over to Poland. Parachutes will be provided.

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I think I have the answer to your question.

In the Bible's "Book of Lennsilver", written by an ancient and wise prophet from the mystical eastern kingdom of Hack Knee, can be found the following:

 

And it shall come to pass that in the year of our Lord 2014, a new Cathedral will be formed in the land of Lesstah in the middle kingdom of Ingerljund. It will rise from humble beginnings as a small church built behind a people's market, under the inspirational and visionary leadership of Bishop Hem, to challenge the supremacy of the nearby cathedral of St Brandon in The Fields, in the land of Cov.

 

However, the plans of Bishop Hem will be more difficult to carry out than he thinks. The main weekly service held at St Brandon in The Fields will be on Fridayyes (the fifth day), and to enable the faithful of the middle kingdom to attend services at both cathedrals, Bishop Hem will be forced to hold his main service on Saturdayes (the sixth day).

But this will prove to be troublesome for Bishop Hem. Whereas St Brandon in The Fields will employ priests who are mostly living and working in Ingerljund, Bishop Hem will be forced to employ the services of several itinerant priests, some of them also employed by the great Cathedrals of Swidden (far away across the sea)and the even greater Cathedrals of Pohelandde (even further away across sea and land). And it shall come to pass, that the great cathedrals of Pohelandde will hold their services on the Sundayye (the seventh day) and will seek to prevent itinerant priests in their employ from travelling to Ingerljund and working in the Cathedral of Lesstuh on Saturdayye, although some will disobey these orders.

 

And so it will come to pass, that Bishop Hem will go down onto his knees and pray to the Lord, for the creation of an additional day of the week, to be placed betwween Fridayye and Saturdayye, and thus enable more itinerant priests to travel to Ingerljund and work at the Cathedral of Lesstuh, and return to Pohelandde without undue haste or possible disruption from the untrustworthy travel asssistants Ryan and Wizz.

And the Lord will speak unto Bishop Hem, and grant his wish, and the new day will become known as Hemsday. And all will be well.

 

Hope that answers your question ok?

Far far far too much time on your hands!!!! Funny though! :D

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It will be Saturday.

Mr Hemsley will be chartering an ex-WW2 Dakota each week, to leave Leicester aerodrome at 06.00 on Sundays and fly Ljung, Paddy, Mads (plus one more?) and relevant away team riders) over to Poland. Parachutes will be provided.

 

do the Parachutes depend on there points on the night of the meeting and will they be sponsered.

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Who is the lions team manager for 2014 ?

How about you throwing your hat in the ring............With your wealth of "speedway knowledge" I'm sure you would do a great job.
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Merry Christmas to speedway fans the world over and especially a Happy New speedway year to all Lions supporters...We can expect 2014 to be a tough one, but it can also be an enjoyable one too.

 

I look forward to the exchange of banter that is bound to arise on this forum....

 

Cheers all

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Nick Morris has just posted on Facebook ' Big News coming gonna be some upset Speedway fans but have to do what's best for myself '

Leicester Lions maybe as his average will fit

.....or maybe so hacked off with British speedway after this episode, that he's taking himself off to Sweden/Poland and giving UK the heave-ho?

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.....or maybe so hacked off with British speedway after this episode, that he's taking himself off to Sweden/Poland and giving UK the heave-ho?

....and before anyone gets too carried away thinking that Morris is joining Leicester, just remember he is owned by Swindon, who also own Doyle and Mads, and Swindon would need to replace Morris and still have some manoevring room in their team-building plans!

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