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As I understand it in a cost cutting excercise the BSPA are introducing a '1 marmalade sandwich per rider per meeting' rule which should rule out 7 time Peruvian National champion Paddington 'Brown' Pastuso from British Speedway this year - a sad loss if it happens. Although the long commute from his 32 Windsor Gardens workshop in Notting Hill would have favoured a southern club anyway I suspect.

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My ear to the ground and friends in high places assure me that next years line up will definetly, without question, assuredly be as follows:-

 

1) Sooty - ave. 13.00 (goes without saying doesn't it! - certainty for 2013 PLRC but his victory speech will leave a lot to be desired)

2) Baloo - ave. 5.00 (2013 version of Geoff Pusey)

3) Blubber Bear - ave. 12.00 (a gamble on a ridiculously high average but after achieving equal first place after 2 years of WRGP (Wacky Races Grand Prix) with 4 GP wins tying him alongside the likes of Peter Perfect, Penelope Pitstop and the Anthill Mob - possibly a risk worth taking!)

4) Rupert the Bear - ave. 4.50 (despite him being No. 1 with children everywhere he can only make No. 4 at Redcar!)

5) Hair Bear - ave. 3.50 (purely and simply because of his resemblance to Aaron Summers!)

6) Fozzie Bear - ave. 3.00 (at the risk of infuriating a lot of people - everyone loves him but he's not really very good is he? Remind you of anyone?)

7) The Three Bears - ave. 3.00 (Father Bear, Mother Bear and Baby Bear tripling up/down in all 3 leagues)

 

I can't see Jitendra stepping aside (perhaps I need a better optician) but Yogi Bear has offered his managerial expertise free of charge (he's 'better than a millionaire that's because he's smarter than the average bear')

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