Wind It On , Wind It On, Wind It On , Etc Etc

[Jim Blanchard]

some people really need to have a humour bypass on here

don't like this...don't like that..... un-bloody-believable

 

just try and enjoy the speedway and don't dissect everything that's said

 

They can't stop themselves though can they? Can you imagine repeating yourself a few times down your local boozer with a few ‘fans‘ about. Would it go something like this?

 

"……Hey mate, do you have to say ‘another pint of Bitter’ all the time? Can't you mime it now and then instead of raising your voice or even drink something else, otherwise I am going to ‘turn you off’ or I’ll stand out side. Also can you be less enthusiastic about it, or just whisper it so I don‘t hear you. I am quite happy just to watch you drink it. Could you not get someone else to order it for you?

 

By the way, also can you also stop saying to the barmaid; ‘excuse me darling’ It’s just that I can’t stand hearing that either.

 

Anyway mate, ‘the local Bitter’ here is awful. I blame that guy who is charge of production at the local brewery, can't we all bombard him with emails and complain that its not like the real thing, its not got enough err…water in it? What do you think his agenda is in producing dry beer anyway? You would think he brews it like that for just for himself and all his mates, not the paying customers. He organised a party last year at the brewery, and guess what? No one got drunk.

 

I’ve heard on the QT , his employers, the owners of the Brewery, are on the point of going bust anyway. Could be the reason the beer is so bad here. They also own this pub so this place will go under as well - good job to in my opinion, it’s a lousy boozer anyway, and all the staff are crap as well. Besides, you can get better beer than this in almost most other towns and in better pubs to. I don‘t really care if they stop producing it completely either, or they all go bust, I never drink it and I can say; told you so…………..”

 

[snapper-racing.co.uk]

I think Stephen Hawking should attend every meeting and run his wheelchair into the shins of any rider who claims they're going to give "110%".

 

Id pay to see that.

 

A guy born in Kent with an American accent though - pretentious and I heard he likes Robot Wars too much, so doubt he'd come

 

I heard someone saying 1000% the other day.... how is that even possible lol

 

Edited July 15, 2009 by snapper-racing.co.uk

[2ndbendpostie]

If I could have the noise of the bikes and crowd and no commentary, I would

 

 

And so say all of us !

[CMV06]

Repetitive moaning about repetitive commentary, oh the irony

[Eastie]

Has anyone spotted Chris Harris's new catchphrase?

 

When interviewed he starts nearly every answer with the word "definitely"

nefinitly

[Beeone]

Has anyone spotted Chris Harris's new catchphrase?

 

When interviewed he starts nearly every answer with the word "definitely"

Have I noticed, I have the bloody T-shirt

BOMBER

SAYS

YEAH

DEF'NITELY

[Ron Butler]

[/b]

 

They can't stop themselves though can they? Can you imagine repeating yourself a few times down your local boozer with a few ‘fans‘ about. Would it go something like this?

 

"……Hey mate, do you have to say ‘another pint of Bitter’ all the time? Can't you mime it now and then instead of raising your voice or even drink something else, otherwise I am going to ‘turn you off’ or I’ll stand out side. Also can you be less enthusiastic about it, or just whisper it so I don‘t hear you. I am quite happy just to watch you drink it. Could you not get someone else to order it for you?

 

By the way, also can you also stop saying to the barmaid; ‘excuse me darling’ It’s just that I can’t stand hearing that either.

 

Anyway mate, ‘the local Bitter’ here is awful. I blame that guy who is charge of production at the local brewery, can't we all bombard him with emails and complain that its not like the real thing, its not got enough err…water in it? What do you think his agenda is in producing dry beer anyway? You would think he brews it like that for just for himself and all his mates, not the paying customers. He organised a party last year at the brewery, and guess what? No one got drunk.

 

I’ve heard on the QT , his employers, the owners of the Brewery, are on the point of going bust anyway. Could be the reason the beer is so bad here. They also own this pub so this place will go under as well - good job to in my opinion, it’s a lousy boozer anyway, and all the staff are crap as well. Besides, you can get better beer than this in almost most other towns and in better pubs to. I don‘t really care if they stop producing it completely either, or they all go bust, I never drink it and I can say; told you so…………..”

 

 

 

 

A touch of brilliant satire there, Jim!

 

[johnc]

I'm sure I heard Kelvin say (during a race) that Danny King was overtaken by both the swedes

 

P.S. Not having a go, I actually like Kelvin.

[Beeone]

I'm sure I heard Kelvin say (during a race) that Danny King was overtaken by both the swedes

 

P.S. Not having a go, I actually like Kelvin.

You are not mistaken, I heard that too

[Blazeaway]

[/b]

 

They can't stop themselves though can they? Can you imagine repeating yourself a few times down your local boozer with a few ‘fans‘ about. Would it go something like this?

 

"……Hey mate, do you have to say ‘another pint of Bitter’ all the time? Can't you mime it now and then instead of raising your voice or even drink something else, otherwise I am going to ‘turn you off’ or I’ll stand out side. Also can you be less enthusiastic about it, or just whisper it so I don‘t hear you. I am quite happy just to watch you drink it. Could you not get someone else to order it for you?

 

By the way, also can you also stop saying to the barmaid; ‘excuse me darling’ It’s just that I can’t stand hearing that either.

 

Anyway mate, ‘the local Bitter’ here is awful. I blame that guy who is charge of production at the local brewery, can't we all bombard him with emails and complain that its not like the real thing, its not got enough err…water in it? What do you think his agenda is in producing dry beer anyway? You would think he brews it like that for just for himself and all his mates, not the paying customers. He organised a party last year at the brewery, and guess what? No one got drunk.

 

I’ve heard on the QT , his employers, the owners of the Brewery, are on the point of going bust anyway. Could be the reason the beer is so bad here. They also own this pub so this place will go under as well - good job to in my opinion, it’s a lousy boozer anyway, and all the staff are crap as well. Besides, you can get better beer than this in almost most other towns and in better pubs to. I don‘t really care if they stop producing it completely either, or they all go bust, I never drink it and I can say; told you so…………..”

 

 

Straight out of the Bryn Williams school of arse licking zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[RacerDon]

I'm sure I heard Kelvin say (during a race) that Danny King was overtaken by both the swedes

 

But was this the heat when Crump rode like an honorary Swede though, in shepherding Lindback home for the win? (possibly a tactical sub for Hansy, who usually fulfils that role) Then to be absolutely fair he did *perhaps* go to the British pits and wish us good luck, which was nice , if about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

 

 

[Blazeaway]

But was this the heat when Crump rode like an honorary Swede though, in shepherding Lindback home for the win? (possibly a tactical sub for Hansy, who usually fulfils that role) Then to be absolutely fair he did *perhaps* go to the British pits and wish us good luck, which was nice , if about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

 

You must remember Crump is a ****.