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MORE "BRITISH" BRITISH TEAM ON THE WAY

 

TeamGB manager Rob Lyons last night sensationally named an all-Scottish team for the SWC Race-Off in Leszno, Poland on Thursday night. Lyons - who, despite being Team GB manager, employs just one British rider in his Kings Lynn Stars team - had been spurred into action by the criticism of keyboard-warrior Snyper1010 on the well-regarded British Speedway Forum.

 

"He's not called Snyper for no good reason," laughed Lyons. "He really hit this one on the head. Of course it's a Britishteam, it says it in the name, so I immediately realised the error of my ways and picked a team which balances things out nicely, I think."

 

TeamGB, utilising just about every rider with haggis in his veins, will line up as follows, with a massive Premier League CMA of almost 30 points, putting last night's selection (with an Elite League CMA of almost 40) to shame:

 

Sean Stoddart

Derek Sneddon

William Lawson

James Grieves ©

Ross Brady

 

In future Lyons will endeavour to reflect a more British feel in his team, and will pick one Englishman, one Scot, Phil Morris or Tony Atkin, Andrew Tully from the Isle of Man, and Benji Compton from Tenerife filling in until the BSPA can impregnate an Ulster girl with suitably speedway-friendly sperm.

 

Lyons added, "Wait, New South Wales doesn't count, does it?"

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MORE "BRITISH" BRITISH TEAM ON THE WAY

 

TeamGB manager Rob Lyons last night sensationally named an all-Scottish team for the SWC Race-Off in Leszno, Poland on Thursday night. Lyons - who, despite being Team GB manager, employs just one British rider in his Kings Lynn Stars team - had been spurred into action by the criticism of keyboard-warrior Snyper1010 on the well-regarded British Speedway Forum.

 

"He's not called Snyper for no good reason," laughed Lyons. "He really hit this one on the head. Of course it's a Britishteam, it says it in the name, so I immediately realised the error of my ways and picked a team which balances things out nicely, I think."

 

TeamGB, utilising just about every rider with haggis in his veins, will line up as follows, with a massive Premier League CMA of almost 30 points, putting last night's selection (with an Elite League CMA of almost 40) to shame:

 

Sean Stoddart

Derek Sneddon

William Lawson

James Grieves ©

Ross Brady

 

In future Lyons will endeavour to reflect a more British feel in his team, and will pick one Englishman, one Scot, Phil Morris or Tony Atkin, Andrew Tully from the Isle of Man, and Benji Compton from Tenerife filling in until the BSPA can impregnate an Ulster girl with suitably speedway-friendly sperm.

 

Lyons added, "Wait, New South Wales doesn't count, does it?"

Hang on, doesn't Mark Loram have Maltese blood in his veins? :wink:

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MORE "BRITISH" BRITISH TEAM ON THE WAY

 

TeamGB manager Rob Lyons last night sensationally named an all-Scottish team for the SWC Race-Off in Leszno, Poland on Thursday night. Lyons - who, despite being Team GB manager, employs just one British rider in his Kings Lynn Stars team - had been spurred into action by the criticism of keyboard-warrior Snyper1010 on the well-regarded British Speedway Forum.

 

"He's not called Snyper for no good reason," laughed Lyons. "He really hit this one on the head. Of course it's a Britishteam, it says it in the name, so I immediately realised the error of my ways and picked a team which balances things out nicely, I think."

 

TeamGB, utilising just about every rider with haggis in his veins, will line up as follows, with a massive Premier League CMA of almost 30 points, putting last night's selection (with an Elite League CMA of almost 40) to shame:

 

Sean Stoddart

Derek Sneddon

William Lawson

James Grieves ©

Ross Brady

 

In future Lyons will endeavour to reflect a more British feel in his team, and will pick one Englishman, one Scot, Phil Morris or Tony Atkin, Andrew Tully from the Isle of Man, and Benji Compton from Tenerife filling in until the BSPA can impregnate an Ulster girl with suitably speedway-friendly sperm.

 

Lyons added, "Wait, New South Wales doesn't count, does it?"

 

 

How dare you ignore the Isle of Wight....don't you realise they actually have a speedway team :shock: that's only one less than Scotland and the same as Wales :angry: Why would anyone on the Island support Team GB when it doesn't include a single Wightman :mad:

 

Cracking post Linus :approve:

 

 

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I do hope we do ok on Thursday, being realistic a few race wins would be good. I fear what a thrashing will do for the young brits or is this what is meant by getting them ready for the future

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Change Stoddart with Tully and you have yourself a Scottish team that would indeed finnish ahead of the teams that currently occupy 4th place.

 

Also would someone like to answer me why its ok for the English lads to "have fun" and "gain exprience" but not for any Scots to have the oppertunity. Just a tad "xenophobic" dont you think :approve:

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Change Stoddart with Tully and you have yourself a Scottish team that would indeed finnish ahead of the teams that currently occupy 4th place.

 

Also would someone like to answer me why its ok for the English lads to "have fun" and "gain exprience" but not for any Scots to have the oppertunity. Just a tad "xenophobic" dont you think :approve:

 

 

That chip gets bigger and bigger. Where has anyone suggested "its ok for the English lads to "have fun" and "gain exprience" but not for any Scots to have the oppertunity."

 

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Blaze calm it with the chip bit eh. I never said anyone had said that but after asking 3-4 times and getting no reply it gets rather frustrating. I brought that up as it was mentioned on another post that the Scots would never win etc they then went onto to say they know the English lads wont win but its good for them to have fun and gain experience. Even you being as blinded as you are must see the contradiction and racism/xenophobia in that.

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Blaze calm it with the chip bit eh. I never said anyone had said that but after asking 3-4 times and getting no reply it gets rather frustrating. I brought that up as it was mentioned on another post that the Scots would never win etc they then went onto to say they know the English lads wont win but its good for them to have fun and gain experience. Even you being as blinded as you are must see the contradiction and racism/xenophobia in that.

 

 

Mate, I have said since the start that there is no reason why Scotland shouldn't have ther own team. :)

 

Anyway back on topic I will als be cheering the Danes on Thursday and hoping Nicki will be fit for the final.

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I dont think you even understand what the term Xenophobia means - you have seen me type it and copied it lol.

 

How is it Xenophobic that there hasnt been a scottish rider picked.... the fact is unfortunately none are at the right level yet....how many "regularly" ride in the Elite league.

 

Yes I WOULD like to see some of the Scottish and even Welsh contingent in the team - and think maybe in a few years Andrew Tully may be a good candidate if his progression continues.

 

As a domestic test series England v Scotland - such has been run in the past - would be a welcome addition again - especially at U23 level.

 

See the thing is Mr Snyper - we are not like you in that we accept what Great Britain actually is...whereas you think it should only be Scotland and nothing else :(

 

England really is the most tollerable country around - surrounded by countries who seem to hate them

 

If you dont want to be British I for one would be glad after these pointless arguments...you have to swim out in the North Sea though and then you can declare yourself as Norwegian :)

 

Sorry if thats nasty but the whole thing has got silly. You need to read posts as well, I have never aimed them specifically at you...although because you've been personal in the past I will retaliate!

 

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The draw has been made for the Race-Off

 

DENMARK RED

 

AUSTRALIA BLUE

 

GREAT BRITAIN WHITE

 

SWEDEN YELLOW

That'll be a relief for Flyin' Ryan; he reported that having the first-up ride after each grading (when Oz drew red at P'boro) was extremely difficult in relation to set-ups for each race.

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