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Hmm, I wonder how the boys are going on their Tours of Europe? :blink: (The Lucky B*******!!)

 

Won't they be surprised when they find out I've posted their piccies on www.Europe's Ten Most wanted.com!! :lol:

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I have hit a hicup already stranded in changi airport :unsure: , the plane to Doha has been delayed 3hours or more so I have missed the conecting flight to heathrow! lots of armed gaurds running around with semi auto guns so lying low trying to stay out of the Kaos! Another drug bust I suppose!BFD you diddnt fly out at the last minute did you?

Been travelling for 24 hours now and only in Changi!

Only plus is free internet :lol:

 

 

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I have hit a hicup already stranded in changi airport :unsure: , the plane to Doha has been delayed 3hours or more so I have missed the conecting flight to heathrow! lots of armed gaurds running around with semi auto guns so lying low trying to stay out of the Kaos! Another drug bust I suppose!BFD you diddnt fly out at the last minute did you?

Been travelling for 24 hours now and only in Changi!

Only plus is free internet :lol:

Funny you should mention that, Spiderweb!! :( We're talking 26kg of Hydro; 5 kg of Eckies and 700gm of the nicest Crystal Amphetamine I've seen in a long time. (Sob; Sob!! :cry: )

 

You're not the only one lying low, cuz!!

 

Oh well, you won't be the first Aussie to spend time in Changi!!

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Another drug bust I suppose!BFD you diddnt fly out at the last minute did you?

Funny you should mention that - now everybody's lying low - 4.4 Tonnes of Eckies seized in a container from Italia - Mamma Mia!! That's - that's - erm - that's 15 million Pills ! That's more than enough to keep me going forever!

 

The Federales strike again! (Boo Hiss!!) Can't see anyone getting off on personal use for that one! :unsure:

 

Australian Federal Police said the bust was a Joint operation - well they would say that wouldn't they? :lol:

 

 

I'm going the Sergeant Schulz defence - I know NOTHING!! :blink:

 

BTW how come you & Lunchy are outta tha Country?

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Sounds like the Pommy Summer is givin' tha boyz a wet welcome - I received a plaintive bleat from spiderweb last night whingeing about the weather - sounds like he's getting acclimatised OK! :rolleyes:

 

Meanwhile, back at the "Let's score Lunchy a R**T" topic, how come none of yer sheilas over there has succumbed to the smooth-talkin' Lunchmeister yet :blink:?

 

Come on girls, he's a lonely guy from outta town plus he's loaded (with frequent flyer points if nothing else!! :lol:)

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Sounds like the Pommy Summer is givin' tha boyz a wet welcome - I received a plaintive bleat from spiderweb last night whingeing about the weather - sounds like he's getting acclimatised OK! :rolleyes:

 

Meanwhile, back at the "Let's score Lunchy a R**T" topic, how come none of yer sheilas over there has succumbed to the smooth-talkin' Lunchmeister yet :blink:?

 

Come on girls, he's a lonely guy from outta town plus he's loaded (with frequent flyer points if nothing else!! :lol:)

 

Some of us dont kiss and tell BFD!!!!! :lol::lol:

 

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Some of us dont kiss and tell BFD!!!!! :lol:

A certain person from Murray Fridge (don't worry spiderweb, I won't dob yerz in, m8! :rolleyes: ) just TXTed me "Lunchy & Big Ron are gettin' Engaged!!" :shock:

 

I suppose if you spend that much time drivin' round Europe together in rented hatchbacks summat's gotta happen! :oops::blink:

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A certain person from Murray Fridge (don't worry spiderweb, I won't dob yerz in, m8! :rolleyes: ) just TXTed me "Lunchy & Big Ron are gettin' Engaged!!" :shock:

 

I suppose if you spend that much time drivin' round Europe together in rented hatchbacks summat's gotta happen! :oops::blink:

Well, there was certanly a sparkle in Luncy's eye when he introduced me to Big Ron. Now I know why.

 

 

Seriously what a wonderful group of Aussies. Lots of lovely stories relayed through a slur and a whiff of not so amber nectar!!

 

Really good to meet up with them all. :lol:

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Sorry to let you guys know Ron and I have split up !! He is doing some things with friends and some friends of friends and I'm doing some family things for a few days. I have had a seriously good time thus far but after 10 meetings in 14 days in four countries I'm a bit speedwayed out to be honest.

 

I intend doing the Elite League riders meeting at Birmingham on 20th August before heading home the next day and if anyone wants to say hi then please do so. By now there should be enough people who have met me that should be able to point me out. If no one does I'll know the grossly exaggerated reports of massive drinking sessions spuriously being spread by one or two forum members in particular will have been believed and nobody will want to meet me.

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Sorry to let you guys know Ron and I have split up !! He is doing some things with friends and some friends of friends and I'm doing some family things for a few days. I have had a seriously good time thus far but after 10 meetings in 14 days in four countries I'm a bit speedwayed out to be honest.

 

I intend doing the Elite League riders meeting at Birmingham on 20th August before heading home the next day and if anyone wants to say hi then please do so. By now there should be enough people who have met me that should be able to point me out. If no one does I'll know the grossly exaggerated reports of massive drinking sessions spuriously being spread by one or two forum members in particular will have been believed and nobody will want to meet me.

Don't forget to say "G'day" to me Mum in Newport!! :wink:

 

As for these reports of Gargantuan Alcohol-fuelled Love Fests; you obviously don't recall signing up with Flybynyte Enterprises, my little Tax-dodge-come-Personal Management Company. I promised to make you a Global Superstar, remember, and all for only 10% (er, that's your cut btw). B)

 

Oh. and I've got you a gig at Fly Half for Toulon next weekend, playing inside Sonny Bill. :D

 

Trust Me Lunchy, this one can't fail!!

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  • 2 weeks later...

Worrying reports filtering back from Pomgolia that Spiderweb made it to the glorified ranks of Flag Marshal at the Lincolnshire Poacher meeting. :shock:

 

Why do the words "Dracula" and "Blood Bank" spring to mind here? :blink:

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