colincooke Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 (edited) That's Norris isn't it? He's such a gossip I suppose the whole of the street will know by now and the programme will be disrupted for the next few months as they organise which cast members can be spared while they wait in the queue. If one of them is Sean, Gem i certainly won't be letting him stand behind me Edited March 19, 2008 by colincooke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogstar Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Just heard from the caterers that Johnno has requested that everyone through the turnstiles will be greeted with Tea and biscuits on arrival. Johnno added that there will be a selection of biscuits to choose from with the exception of 'Ginger Nuts' which apparently he despises. One assumes he was referring to the biscuits and not Steve Shovlar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeone Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 And not wanting to loose out the Aussie Prime Minister, John Howard, also gets in on the act - queue here Now ex Prime Minister, Howard, having deliberately lost last years general election to ensure that there would not be any state business to keep him from attending 'the meeting of the year' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatDave Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 And not wanting to loose out the Aussie Prime Minister, John Howard, also gets in on the act - queue here We're talking "EX-PM" here, Sandie, gone and left us with the usual Tory Legacies of Rising inflation and Rising Interest Rates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandie Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 We're talking "EX-PM" here, Sandie, gone and left us with the usual Tory Legacies of Rising inflation and Rising Interest Rates. sorry - I knew that really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatDave Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 sorry - I knew that really Morning Sandie - did you save me a Big T-shirt? Need about half-a-dozen at the moment - we're in Adelaide for the sidecars and its ******* FREEZING!!!! Their heatwave finished yeatereday - longest period over 35C every day for a fortnight - still got a way to go to catch up with Marble Bar but! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandie Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Morning Sandie - did you save me a Big T-shirt? Need about half-a-dozen at the moment - we're in Adelaide for the sidecars and its ******* FREEZING!!!! Their heatwave finished yeatereday - longest period over 35C every day for a fortnight - still got a way to go to catch up with Marble Bar but! It could be arranged BFD!!! As for the weather - shut it!!!! Its Easter week and its ruddy freezing!!! Will need to do a soup run up and down the queue if this continues. What does everyone want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeone Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Heard a tale about a youg Aussie lass who got fired from a massage parlour for rubbing clients up the wrong way, don't know her do you BFD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) It could be arranged BFD!!! As for the weather - shut it!!!! Its Easter week and its ruddy freezing!!! Will need to do a soup run up and down the queue if this continues. What does everyone want? Cock-a leekie please! National report say that roads & airports will be in utter chaos this weekend as people are flocking to get away from the freezing weather. Nah, we all know the real reason eh! There's an astonishing revelation from the N.I.A today that ticket sales our going faster than ever, even outdoing the Girl's Aloud concert being held there on May 23. Edited March 20, 2008 by colincooke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badge Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Oh Lordy....this was in the local paper: OPERATION Stack is again in place today in Felixstowe Suffolk. Lorries stacking up at the Port of Felixstowe caused by Danish lorry drivers seeing a queue at the checkouts at Tesco and thinking it was Johnno's testimonial ticket queue so have parked up and joined, as they want to guarantee they can get some tickets. Apparently there is a big demand for them in Denmark and so they have been sent over to get some. Bit difficult at work though as there are now about 100 drivers queueing in the store, and it's making it very difficult for the shoppers to get their trollies round the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Warning! Those bloody French air traffic contollers have got wind of Johnno's meeting. They're planning a mass strike from June 20-23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEITH M Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 A few from Newcastle have just set off for the testimonial today http://www.mstrust.org.uk/fundraising/imag...nebridgegnr.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Is King Kev doing a runner as well Keith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave67 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 We're talking "EX-PM" here, Sandie, gone and left us with the usual Tory Legacies of Rising inflation and Rising Interest Rates. Christ, you lot are allowed to govern yourselves Still thought you were a colony They'll be letting women vote next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerback Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 as i understand it there will be a meeting of the worlds leaders to declare that sunday a world holiday in honour of the great event :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Lady Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 With forecasts of snow and freezing temperatures for this weekend the governments COBRA team have leapt into action and have printed and distributed "How to built an igloo in 30 minutes" leaflets to the eastern and north-eastern sections of the queues. The voluntary services have also been put on alert in case they are needed to supply warm clothing and soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 (edited) The S.A.S have agreed to assist with survival skills Edited March 21, 2008 by colincooke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wackie Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Apparently a riot nearly happened this afternoon when someone near the front of the queue shouted "I've got a spare ticket, hands up who wants it?" http://depts.washington.edu/kexp/blog/wp-c...readingfest.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 (edited) With forecasts of snow and freezing temperatures for this weekend the governments COBRA team have leapt into action and have printed and distributed "How to built an igloo in 30 minutes" leaflets to the eastern and north-eastern sections of the queues. The voluntary services have also been put on alert in case they are needed to supply warm clothing and soup. I brought my igloo SL. Only trouble was i went to DFS to get it & it took me 2 hours to figure out what the bloody instructions we're batting on about.By then me fingers we're to damned frozen to put the bugger up anyway. Edited March 22, 2008 by colincooke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Lady Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I brought my igloo SL. Only trouble was i went to DFS to get it & it took me 2 hours to figure out what the bloody instructions we're batting on about.By then me fingers we're to damned frozen to put the bugger up anyway. At least you have four years interest free credit tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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