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On hearing that the Royal family will be involved in this occasion, word has cme through from Jim.

He says" That lot are gonna be there, my aaaaarrrrrrssssse" :lol: .

Denise,:oops: Barbara, Antony,& granny Norma are already on the sofa in front of the tv near the front of the queue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:oops: sorry is that the wrong Royal family.

 

Breaking news is that the most Royal of the royal servants from the other family has considered this event a must and Paul Burrell is set to fly in and join the queue. He has heard how enormous the queue has become and is confident that the court officials will not find him.

 

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The queue has now reached Skegness - and out onto the beach.

 

Anyone joining the back of the queue has been advised to bring their water wings. Also, members of the public are warned that the local coastguard will not be available to help, as they are all already in the queue.

 

All the best

Rob

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LATEST NEWS

 

The queue has now reached Skegness - and out onto the beach.

 

Anyone joining the back of the queue has been advised to bring their water wings. Also, members of the public are warned that the local coastguard will not be available to help, as they are all already in the queue.

 

All the best

Rob

As the queue has now reached our shoreline a massive donkey- derby is now taking place on the beach :lol:

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I thought I was missing out on some big joke when I first started reading this thread coz I just didn't get it, but thanks to a couple of explanations I can honestly say that this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long long time!

 

Are they doing special passes for the media? Can I skip the queue??

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I thought I was missing out on some big joke when I first started reading this thread coz I just didn't get it, but thanks to a couple of explanations I can honestly say that this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long long time!

 

Are they doing special passes for the media? Can I skip the queue??

Hello Leanne, good to see you join us.Glad tohear your having fun reading as most that we have spoken to have also said.

As you may have seen there are some pretty high class invitees to this auspicious occasion, even tough Rolf may have hoodwinked us with is roo steaks, the chef is out of hospital now by the way. :wink:

Media attention for the event getting pretty frenzied, even outdoing the rants of "Mucca".

For info on how to apply for a pass please go to www. johnnosbigsausage. co.uk. :lol:

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Something tells me it probably wouldn't be wise to check out that website from my work computer! :P

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With the news of Johnno's big meeting spreading fast, these hardy supporters of the

little known " Bangalore Tigers" speedway team have just set off on their journey to Brandon.

 

As you can see from the photo, the transport provided by the supporters club wasn't quite big enough but

hey, that just goes to show once again just how popular Johnno is.

 

http://onida.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/crowded.jpg

 

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And not wanting to loose out the Aussie Prime Minister, John Howard, also gets in on the act -

 

queue here

That's Norris isn't it? :shock:

He's such a gossip I suppose the whole of the street will know by now and the programme will be disrupted for the next few months as they organise which cast members can be spared while they wait in the queue. :sad:

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Nice one Gems, Thought the very same thing meself half an hour ago and was so tempted to post but thought nah Nevs-keep your gob shut people will think you are mad.

 

And Lo and behold you have just backed up my thought.

 

Cheers Gems :approve:

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As the queue has now reached our shoreline a massive donkey- derby is now taking place on the beach :lol:

 

Unfortunately, the donkey derby finished in controversy, after the four top donkeys agreed to split the winner takes all prize of 60 carrots between them.

 

A bridge is now being built over the North Sea to accommodate those without swimming gear wanting to join the end of the queue. The other end of the bridge will be in Sweden, so people are reminded to take their passports with them.

 

All the best

Rob

 

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I was giving some thought as to where to go to this Easter weekend, to avoid the usual traffic chaos.

Then I realised, 83 per cent of the population (probably more by Good Friday) are queuing for Johnno's testimonial, as we speak.

Therefore, I reckon this could be the best ever bank holiday weekend for travelling anywhere in the UK.

 

Just thinking about it, might be best to avoid Dorset on Good Friday too, as the other 17 per cent will no doubt be at Wimbourne Road!! :lol:

 

 

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