Concrete Cowboy Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Noo, noo, noo, I thought you said the royle family - that's the vicar of dibley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Noo, noo, noo, she has risen from the ashes she'll be there in spirit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Lady Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 On hearing that the Royal family will be involved in this occasion, word has cme through from Jim. He says" That lot are gonna be there, my aaaaarrrrrrssssse" . Denise, Barbara, Antony,& granny Norma are already on the sofa in front of the tv near the front of the queue sorry is that the wrong Royal family. Breaking news is that the most Royal of the royal servants from the other family has considered this event a must and Paul Burrell is set to fly in and join the queue. He has heard how enormous the queue has become and is confident that the court officials will not find him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifer sam Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 LATEST NEWS The queue has now reached Skegness - and out onto the beach. Anyone joining the back of the queue has been advised to bring their water wings. Also, members of the public are warned that the local coastguard will not be available to help, as they are all already in the queue. All the best Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifer sam Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Noo, noo, noo, she has risen from the ashes Will the "living dead" be included in the attendance figure for the meeting? All the best Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 LATEST NEWS The queue has now reached Skegness - and out onto the beach. Anyone joining the back of the queue has been advised to bring their water wings. Also, members of the public are warned that the local coastguard will not be available to help, as they are all already in the queue. All the best Rob As the queue has now reached our shoreline a massive donkey- derby is now taking place on the beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Cowboy Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 As the queue has now reached our shoreline a massive donkey- derby is now taking place on the beach Good to see Jeremy making an effort for Johnno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanne1706 Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 I thought I was missing out on some big joke when I first started reading this thread coz I just didn't get it, but thanks to a couple of explanations I can honestly say that this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long long time! Are they doing special passes for the media? Can I skip the queue?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 (edited) I thought I was missing out on some big joke when I first started reading this thread coz I just didn't get it, but thanks to a couple of explanations I can honestly say that this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long long time! Are they doing special passes for the media? Can I skip the queue?? Hello Leanne, good to see you join us.Glad tohear your having fun reading as most that we have spoken to have also said. As you may have seen there are some pretty high class invitees to this auspicious occasion, even tough Rolf may have hoodwinked us with is roo steaks, the chef is out of hospital now by the way. Media attention for the event getting pretty frenzied, even outdoing the rants of "Mucca". For info on how to apply for a pass please go to www. johnnosbigsausage. co.uk. Edited March 18, 2008 by colincooke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanne1706 Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Something tells me it probably wouldn't be wise to check out that website from my work computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Cowboy Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Are they doing special passes for the media? Not really because they would have to do them for the small, the large and the x-large too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Cowboy Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 With the news of Johnno's big meeting spreading fast, these hardy supporters of the little known " Bangalore Tigers" speedway team have just set off on their journey to Brandon. As you can see from the photo, the transport provided by the supporters club wasn't quite big enough but hey, that just goes to show once again just how popular Johnno is. http://onida.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/crowded.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandie Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 And not wanting to loose out the Aussie Prime Minister, John Howard, also gets in on the act - queue here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietbowers Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 And not wanting to loose out the Aussie Prime Minister, John Howard, also gets in on the act - queue here why`s he got his hands in his pockets standing behind those ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 And not wanting to loose out the Aussie Prime Minister, John Howard, also gets in on the act - queue here That's Norris isn't it? He's such a gossip I suppose the whole of the street will know by now and the programme will be disrupted for the next few months as they organise which cast members can be spared while they wait in the queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevs Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Nice one Gems, Thought the very same thing meself half an hour ago and was so tempted to post but thought nah Nevs-keep your gob shut people will think you are mad. And Lo and behold you have just backed up my thought. Cheers Gems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 What, that I'm mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevs Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Would never say such a thing-wish my mum had a sense of humour like yours. Would you and Summit please adopt me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifer sam Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 As the queue has now reached our shoreline a massive donkey- derby is now taking place on the beach Unfortunately, the donkey derby finished in controversy, after the four top donkeys agreed to split the winner takes all prize of 60 carrots between them. A bridge is now being built over the North Sea to accommodate those without swimming gear wanting to join the end of the queue. The other end of the bridge will be in Sweden, so people are reminded to take their passports with them. All the best Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj350z Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I was giving some thought as to where to go to this Easter weekend, to avoid the usual traffic chaos. Then I realised, 83 per cent of the population (probably more by Good Friday) are queuing for Johnno's testimonial, as we speak. Therefore, I reckon this could be the best ever bank holiday weekend for travelling anywhere in the UK. Just thinking about it, might be best to avoid Dorset on Good Friday too, as the other 17 per cent will no doubt be at Wimbourne Road!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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