tigerhart Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) Would anyone like to join me in starting a movement to get the appallingly vocabularyly challenged Tony Millard removed from the rota of GP commentators? He is, and has been for some time, an acute embarrassment - which is the kindest thing I can say about him. He ruins for me every GP at which he commentates. Now, I've done a bit of commentating myself, so I know it's not easy, but this bumbling buffoon peppers his commentaries with well-worn cliches, but he does not have the endearing eccentricities of a Murray Walker to make them enduarble. He trots out things such as: 'The starting marshall moves away . . '. when we can see that he is, but he does it nearly every race. 'Wheel perfect . . . that man . . . pillar to post . . . the battle is joined . . . and, god help us, we all know that Leigh Adams comes from Mildura and is goodness knows how many times Australian Champion. Millard just won't stop talking, believing that repeating the name of a rider is good commentating - oh, another of his threatbare sayings is: 'disappointment for . . . ' when someone has just finished last. At the Mallilla GP he did not even know which year it was that Phil Crump had been on the World Final rostrum, and then he got it wrong. Crump was third in 1976, not second. Unforgiveable! I know some of Millard's colleagues consider him a . . . well, if I say I might get banned from the Forum. I wonder if there are any others who feel the same as I do. Actually I'd like to get him on a charge of bringing speedway into disrepute. Telling people that speedway machines have no brakes and no gears (the sport is nearly 80 years old, for heaven's sake) is like telling people cricket is played with a wooden bat and a leather ball. And we could, while were about it, get Steve Brandon and Sophie Blake onto a training course to learn how to interview. Edited August 12, 2007 by tigerhart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I thought it was great when he called Kelvin Colin last night, Kelvin did not seemed best pleased and sharply corrected him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I played the 'Tony Millard disappoints' game last night, - it was originally going to be a drinking game based on how many times Millard says disappointed, disappointing and disappointment but seeing he said it over 20 times before I got bored tallying after heat 16 perhaps best not. I'd have been trollied after heat 8. Â And Agree the Cat, when he called Kelvin Colin - quality moment and not even a flicker from Millard when Kelvin quickly and very smoothly corrected him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norbold Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I thought the best one last night was when he complained that Scott Nicholls had been left off the overall standings caption at the end of the programme, because, by his reckoning he should have been in 9th place with 50 points. The fact he was shown as 8th with 50 points seemed to have completely passed him by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCB Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I sat there all night waiting for "Thriller in Mallila"and guess what? He said it about heat 15 Great stuff  Tony is needed for the crap GP's just so you can play Millard bingo to pass the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Butler Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) Millard's, ladies and gentlemen, a great arsett to televised speedway! I think he could justifiably be introduced as the Man of Mildewra. Â Still he's not bad for a man who so ably demonstrates his lack of knowledge about the sport. Â Ron. Edited August 12, 2007 by Ron Butler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I agree he certainly grates after a while. Â As for Colin...oops i mean Kelvin... have you all noticed how many super races he comments on or how many super riders he watches, in fact he thinks its all quite super.....maybe apart from Millards commentary!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Leslie Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 The Millardism that bugs me more than any other is "line abreast". Â One race last night three riders went up the back straight side by side and Kelvin said they went into the back straight 'three abreast'....fair enough....three in a line. Â But Millard says they've gone into the back straight "line abreast". what the hell is that supposed to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratewoman Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) According to Collins Dictionary, line ahead or line abreast means 'a formation adopted by a naval unit for manoeuvring'. How that can apply to four individual speedway riders is anyone's guess. Â Edit: found another definition online - 'A line abreast is a line of bearing in which the relative bearing from one ship to another in the line is either 090 or 270 (i.e., the ships are side by side).' Â So, side by side then. (Why not say that?) Edited August 12, 2007 by piratewoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen79 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 So, while we're on the thread, how about a definitive list of Millard-isms... Â "line abreast" Â "Thriller in Manilla" Â "xxx will have to come again" Â "Disappointment for xxx" Â etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerhart Posted August 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) I'm indeed gratified that there are so many like-minded people when it comes to Millard's mangling of the language - or what little grasp he has of it - at GPs. I must confess I didn't catch the Colin for Kelvin . . . but then I don't get SkySportsXtra, so was up at 3am to catch the Thrilla In Mallila on Sky Sports 3, so may not have been fully awake. I used to think it was just me who was reduced to cowering in the corner chewing my fingernails . . . But the big puzzle is: Why does Sky keep him on? I think I'll have some SACK MILLARD! badges and T-shirts made. Edited August 12, 2007 by tigerhart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screm Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I thought it was great when he called Kelvin Colin last night, Kelvin did not seemed best pleased and sharply corrected him!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Millard is a disaster but we will have to get used to him for GPs as now the football season has started Nigel Pearson will be with Talk Sport.So its more wrong riders in races,ding dong battles and battle is joined comments.Also stupid stats,by the way where was Jason Crump born ?Plonker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerblues Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) Disappointment at the back.. (for argument's sake) Chris Harris has got work to do.. dong-dong battle.. Jason Crump born in Bristol.. the man from Mildura.. and as already mentioned, Thriller in Malilla Our Millard eh, I think he fitted them all in a good few times last night. Complain all you like and call for him to be sacked or whatever else, but boring GPs and not much to shout about makes me think, how bored would I be without him Edited August 12, 2007 by tigerblues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colincooke Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I'm indeed gratified that there are so many like-minded people when it comes to Millard's mangling of the language - or what little grasp he has of it - at GPs. I must confess I didn't catch the Colin for Kelvin . . . but then I don't get SkySportsXtra, so was up at 3am to catch the Thrilla In Mallila on Sky Sports 3, so may not have been fully awake. I used to think it was just me who was reduced to cowering in the corner chewing my fingernails . . . But the big puzzle is: Why does Sky keep him on? I think I'll have some SACK MILLARD! badges and T-shirts made. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does anyone know who the heck Chris Nicholls is by the way??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCB Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Bucking and rearing, XXX leads, and XXX has passed YYY for 3rd (XXX was never leading!), Like a knife through butter, Man from Mildura, Bristol born Aussie, XXX goes marching on (it's an old one now with the knock out format no longer used) Â Â Some where in the yahoo lists archive is a list of about 30 Millardisms that someone compiled for people to play Millard Bingo with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngy105 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Also.......does anyone know who Leigh Nicholls is? According to Millard he lined up in Gate 4 of the second semi final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerblues Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Bucking and rearing, XXX leads, and XXX has passed YYY for 3rd (XXX was never leading!), Like a knife through butter, Man from Mildura, Bristol born Aussie, XXX goes marching on (it's an old one now with the knock out format no longer used) Some where in the yahoo lists archive is a list of about 30 Millardisms that someone compiled for people to play Millard Bingo with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL that's quite sad but brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerblues Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) And Lee/Leigh Nicholls! Â Edit - youngy105 beat me to it on the other thread http://www.speedway-forum.co.uk/forums/ind...18entry999118 Edited August 12, 2007 by tigerblues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Can we please not forget sorting the sheep from the goats..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngy105 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 And Lee/Leigh Nicholls! Â Edit - youngy105 beat me to it on the other thread http://www.speedway-forum.co.uk/forums/ind...18entry999118 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â 1-0 to me tigerblues. I'd assume it's Leigh as Adams was off gate 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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