Jump to content
British Speedway Forum

For Our Entertainment!


Recommended Posts

They seem to have a range of venues for this extravaganza tour of 2007.

 

From The Britsh Speedway GP Millenium Stadium on June 30th to Knighton Community Centre, Powys Nov 17, 2007 :blink:

 

Who the hell thought this one up?!!!!

 

 

What they got planned for 2008?? Nancy Burgatrone-Jones and her amazing one legged dancing poodle?

Edited by Nevs
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 174
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

They have got to be bloody kidding !!

 

Chas and Bloody Dave?

 

Thought we were trying to attract the younger generation not driving them away....oh well good excuse to stay in the pub until the racing is about to start.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Get your Chas and Dave official "Gertcha Tshirts" on this link.

 

A must have for June 30th. :(

 

Its from their official site.

 

 

Chas and Dave Tshirts

 

 

Hang on--Maybe they are just playing on the concourse in the afternoon or something to keep everyone happy and add to the carnival atmosphere.--That would be a laugh.

And another band or something will be announced in a couple weeks for inside the stadium?? :shock:

Edited by Nevs
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well its better than that Tony Hadley bloke or whatever he was called.

 

Dodgy territory Kryten-you dont wanna have Shazzybird seeing that post. :blink::rolleyes:

 

 

Was quite entertaining actually-Ever had a mad woman sat almost next you waving her arms and shouting GOLD into your eardrums every few seconds as she sings along?? :D:unsure:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well its not a wind up. :(

 

http://www.chasndave.com/tour_dates.html

EDIT--angrier now-is listed as "Speedway Day" on their tour dates--Why Not at least list it as British Speedway Grand Prix? :unsure:

 

maybe img have officially submitted that day to be speedway day :D

we'll be able to buy cards and everything.

 

Maybe Des O' Conner is going to be booked for next year :blink:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think its all just a bit of fun and for atmosphere they will be great.

 

I wouldnt pay money to go to see them on their own but Im not complaining to see them as part of the fun on GP day.

 

 

Incidently - all those that have bar-humbugged C & D, who do you think should be booked.

Remember it needs to be someone whose music is designed to get the foot tapping and people smiling. Its the warm up act after all and not the main event? :D

Shazzy - keep yourr suggestions clean please!!!! :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I cant believe this but I just googled the lyrics and was about to cut and paste them on here.

 

Phew - I stopped just in time.

May keep what little credibilty I have left!!! :D  :D

 

Sandie,

 

Who cares about credibility - here's the full lyrics. They don't make 'em like this any more :wink:

 

 

Snooker Loopy lyrics

 

CHORUS

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy.

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits,

London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots,

Emotional when he keeps his cool, till he reaches the final,

But whether he wins he whether he don't: (Tony Meo) "I always pipe me eyeballs."

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall,

On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball,

But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles,

But nowadays he pots the lot: (Dennis Taylor) "'Cos I wear these goggles."

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

CHORUS

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song,

And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along,

"If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?"

I'll celebrate and buy another eight (Terry Griffiths): "Hairbrushes for me barnet."

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gorn, and his mates all take the rise,

His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"

When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it,

But it's just not fair giving off that glare - (Willie Thorne): "Perhaps I ought to chalk it."

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

CHORUS

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,

But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,

His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up,

Now he don't care who wins next year (Steve Davis): "'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up."

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

CHORUS TO FADE

Edited by lucifer sam
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Poor pre-meeting entertainment, poor track and poor racing - why would anyone want to attend?

 

Good company, good beer (Wetherspoons across the road from the stadium) and great atmosphere - that's why I go :wink:

 

Although this year, with the legendary Chas'N'Dave playing, I'll have to change my usual tactic of staying in Wetherspoons until 6.45pm :D

 

All the best

Rob

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mr Peasley

 

We have something in common ...A love of the gods that are Sir Chas and Sir Dave......I really really cannot wait now......You guys dont know entertainment you really dont.....

 

Hope they sing Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur and Ossies Dream......

 

jaybea

 

PS Subedei.....the reason most people are going i presume is because you are not....Hows the anger management classes going by the way :-)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mr Peasley

 

We have something in common ...A love of the gods that are Sir Chas and Sir Dave......I really really cannot wait now......You guys dont know entertainment you really dont.....

 

Hope they sing Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur and Ossies Dream......

 

jaybea

 

Jaybea,

 

Chas and Dave don't perform the Spurs songs live... it says so if you click the link that was provided on this thread. I presume at some point footie yobs from another club have had a go at them.

 

However, it looks like Snooker Loopy, Rabbit and the Sideboard Song (I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he lives 'round 'ere) are amongst the songs normally played live.

 

All the best

Rob

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. Privacy Policy