ouch Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Peter Ouches Grand Prix chatter….. Following the Hampel/extinguisher incident. Lee Richardson had second thoughts about seeking assistance from an ex rider after reading that he would be accountable for their behaviour. The short list of Malcolm Simmonds, Mike Lee and Mark Courtney were said to be “disappointed”. Scott Nicholls’ new girlfriend looked none too pleased after Scotty only managed a semi… again. Mrs Hancock one the other hand is beaming, as though Greg likes to take the lead early on, he always comes second. Didn’t fancy speaking to Nicki Pedersen after I saw him grab a rag on the way to the loo, then on his return he used said rag to also wipe his armpits, face and TEETH!! Tony Rickardsson has apparently had to letter from Cathrine Tates lawyers asking that he stops using her “Am I bothered” character. Rickardsson replied with, “Do I look bothered? Face, bothered. Face, bothered. Bothered, face!” The marketing manager of Crumps polish “sexual enhancement” product was fired after the MD turned up and realised they were sponsoring a sport where once the bloke gets the green light, it’s all over in 60 seconds. Antonio Lindback was seen running from the hospitality tent after hearing Matt Ford whist at the vegetable counter say he said he fancied a bit of the Brazilian swede! Nobody fancied the polish dumplings, Pepe. BSI continues to champion indoor arenas, even if the racing surface is rather unconventional. Ian Thomas submits Telford for inclusion in next year’s GP rota. Stan Postlethwaite and Olly Olsen outline next year’s point scoring system. Stan: “Well the winner get 30 points with the rest getting two less down to the guy who finished last in the semi final. The riders are allowed to pick their best nine rounds out of the ten too determine their finishing order. This rewards the top eight in each round and gives riders a chance to work around an injury.” Olly: “Tell me that again.” Stan: “Well you take a rider who’s 30 and you give him an eighth, then he picks who goes in the final to determine which rounds they miss.” Olly looks to camera bewildered and annoyed. Stan smiles to camera, removes his bowler hat and scratches his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shazzybird Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 What a really funny posting Ouch ........... thanks for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 haha, that's a great post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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