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Makes you wonder what planet he lives on. Still, he is an accountant

Stoke on Monday afternoons, otherwise Scunthorpe! You'll have to move ... Coventry and Leicester hold training sessions during the winter (see picture left).

Quite right ... I am in Norfolk at the moment and will take in a KL match tonight, and will also see some Coventry and Cradley matches through the year, but become a fan? NO chance! But thanks anyway, much appreciated.

Only the top league is well supported. Look at the attendances quoted for the lower leagues - double figures!

Do you mean that you have heard that it has?

Why do people write this sort of rubbish? Covatti is very popular at Birmingham, unlike the rider he replaced.

David Hemsley told me that he wanted a fast speedway, this is why he built it with long straights. Of course with hindsight, he should have copied Somerset or Scunthorpe a bit larger.

So come and stand near me, directly opposite some speakers!

It's 'of Scots' not 'Scotland'.

Cook fans, it seems. They booed Barker all night for some reason.

Exactly the same applies to Ben Barker, but we still had some morons booing him.

Was it Piggy (whatever his nickname is ... )?

Less pollution?

The Shakespeare character Puck (The Tempest)? Puck of Pooks Hill? Both sprites.

It's those big pound signs that are forcing him.

Yes, but what are they?

When the Sweaties are independent, we will rebuild Hadrian's Wall, put the guns back in Berwick fortress, and revive the law that said that Scots could be shot on sight

More likely the other way around - King hurriedly made a deal with Newc as soon as Kennet got the bullet, before Nico Covatti got himself a PL place!

He is - you should have seen him wiping the floor with Tai Woffinden last Wednesday! However, prior to that, he had only done about four meetings in six weeks - he needs to earn same as everyone else.

Probably Castleford?

No chance - they are just not good enough.

Will there be no more practice sessions at all this year?

Wrong one ... my name is not Liam, it starts (Surprise!) with a J

I hate to tell you this, but Drury has gone.

What do you expect? Serves you right!