Dietbowers

thanks SCB,i was stood on the third bend when he done that,was that a crowd i saw there as well?

happy days

i`m still tapping,it`s not stopping

oi....i`m still tapping my foot

that told him

can just see everybody tapping their foot along to the new anthem "always look on the bright side of life"

and you know where you can stick your chariots

fisrt chance i`ve had to use the pc since early monday night before the meeting,have to say it was a lot better than saturdays borefest,some good racing ftom about ht 10 onwards,those russians improved all night long,and where the hell did davidsson get his form from.g.b. did`nt look all that troubled by whatever the other nations threw at them,but realistically i just can`t see them winning the final.looking forward to the raceoff on thursday,should be a good meeting.unfortunately i have a complaint to make and i should make it clear,it`s not from me,it`s from mrs.dietbowers a.k.a. the ayatollah.she stated that the meeting came on sky t.v. at 7.00pm and was due to finish at 10.00pm,a fact that she was happy with at the time.however when the start was delayed and it became obvious that it was never going to finish on time,she decided that it was unfair of the speedway to overun by so many minutes and it was my fault as it mean`t she could`nt watch and i quote"my scary ghostie progamme".she of course mean`t medium on the scifi channel at 10.pm. now those sort of programmes don`t frighten one bit,but i must admit to being a tad frightened to go to bed last night,especially when she walked up the stairs muttering something about it was time she relaid the patio(she used to watch brookside).so another night when speedway`s got me in trouble

a gypsies warning

some people might be glad your not there having read about the bees v pirates thread

23 quid for a pint

just come back to the house after watching that borefest,i said to my mate this meeting is cr.p and he replied it was`nt that good,good job i was drinking at the time

i take it the first two qualify for something or other

can just pictuer it now if he wins the world title,hair dryer held by blow job

oooh,i bet that hurt passing afew monarchs,it`s always called stones down here

out of turn i know,but when the s..t hits the fan

i just had a few bows to wash the dust down,after all i had a bacon and bow breafast after going to bed at 4.30 yesterday,i just had an urge to drink,and who can argue with urges, urgi?

i thought he was a gonner,simple as that,glad he was`nt of course,btw,did you outdrink mr.lager today?

how many men use a hairdryer these days?

it was pinnys dad who said that,i must admit that i thought holder was leaving balls and all on the fence.by the way how the hell did that pole walk away from his crash?my mate brick(surname of wall) said he was poleaxed

i think you`ve been watching too much question time in a thursday and your talking b...ox, and relax?

worst mistake he made,if he had`nt of looked he would`nt have allowed the cutback option for bomber

and they are not reading drawcards are they,give the punters something to cling on to for gods sake,what you have there is more or less another welsh open championship.how long has zagar ridden for reading,if the reading people don`t know of him mow they never will,sell your best asset and you might just be surprised at the amount of people you get through the gate.

how much did she charge,and was it a special offer?

not from our bar,try wearing a welsh top next year