Dietbowers

cheers BFD,good news and bad news.

how did Tom Hedley get on BFD,and is he coming back to the u.k. to ride for the Wasps or not?

ah,welcome to the real world Bryn do`nt fancy being a postman or milkman then?

still remember his ride in this years Welsh Open Bryn,he should be full of confidence to take on the Elite league this summer after this winter

just imagine the profit margin Stoney was on yesterday with the cans of everything enough to sign a decent no.1 maybe

ah but was it still in date Pinny

oh he will..........................eventually did you hear they run out of lager and beer on sunday thankfully,the Dietbow kept flowing

by the bar Sandie,where else would you expect a welshman to be i even asked if they had wine for you,the answer was no,we leave that to the punters

only trouble with the moose i was with was the fact he was drinking the bow as well,and then had the cheek to come to my house and eat a roast dinner

i was near the red burger van,stood next to a brick and a moose

were you stood with my date? she stood me up

no overtime in your office as well then

i`m pretty sure you could afford it Shadders,espeically after having your payrise and back payment incidentally,our union rep asked us if we wanted to trial out the "helping out" of rm with the covering of walks by doing it for nowt guess what our reply was

no,had my Dragons coat on and was wearing a can of Dietbow in one hand and a fag in the other

at £2.00 a can you had to spend your money wisely Pinny

just you wait for our 5th . SCB said you had gone,so i consoled myself with another Dietbow

oh,no doubt Paulco,on a five average he would be ideal as a third heatleader,however we need another 2 heatleaders on a decent average to enable us to do it. more chance of Britney turning up for the Christmas dinner my wife cooked for her come to think of it,how would stoney and Britney get on if they were both sectioned in the same hospital?

tut,tut,Bryn,had one too many night caps did you?

ask Sandie after our 4th date on Sunday

the hands free model

i`ll have a pint in one hand,programme board in the other,you ought to see what i`m going to write on the programme with hope it`s not too cold

with a passion

i ain`t moving to far from the bar on the second bend,i`ll probably have one of those days with a continuous dry throat that can only be remedied by a Dietbow hope i win the lottery the night before,especially at stoney`s beer price`s

i know,frightening is`nt it

like back into retirement maybe