Dietbowers

First chance to post anything about yesterdays meeting. First up,the good news,they never run out of `Bow As for the rest of it,it was too long in being completed,but everybody could see that was going to happen when there was countless re-runs and falls,and with the weather being a bit on the hot side,plenty of watering had to take place. There wasn`t much racing at all to be honest,but I was impressed with Jonas Andersson,I`ve still no idea what he done wrong to get excluded(I point blank refuse to use the term disqualified) after his tangle with Doolan,perhaps the ref shared a lift down with him from Workington Nice to meet up with BigFatDave,and a few of the stewards favourites from Saturday night Oh,and SilverBee,you should have a `Bow or two yesterday,I`m pretty sure it would have stopped you whingeing for five minutes

Have a pint for me Dave,I may see you later if you get to Newport

I have a member of the Temperance Society coming down with me,my daughter Looks like I`ll have to be sensible

Think you would be better off in a hot air zone myself

I`ll keep the same team and keep the same captain Mr Crump. As my dad always said" if it ain`t broke,don`t fix it"

Steve Gresham Shawn Moran Bruce Penhall

I`ll stick with Mr Crump thanks

How many times have you used this line Dave? And more to the point,how many times has it worked?

Good job I didn`t mention Cockleshells

No,I can`t say that I have,what mussel do you tie the kipper around?

Hah,you`ve been done like a kipper........

No,not really,but we`re going to upset some people by going upscale about our fishy stories

Ah,I remember the old fishmongers daughter,she laid on the slab and cried "Fillet" Newport Market was never the same after that

Being a postman Sandie,you should know I`m always up for it in the mornings Don`t order breakfast too early

Yep,just trying to install a bit of sole into you

This is not the time or the plaice for this

Cheers Sandie and co. for the updates,remind me to give you a fumble in Cardiff

Wahay

Sandie,I definitely need to have my eyes checked again,I thought I`d read we can all have a fumble in the Prince of Wales

I may join you for a latch opener or two

Your not alien Dave,your just coming home Did I tell you the Engineers has reopened?

Easy Dave,ask the Mods to start a lost and found section

So is Nicki Pedersen

I`m glad we kept you awake during our first meeting of the season

I think you`ll find that Proctor,Ward or Wells have not ridden in the Welsh Open before