Dietbowers

Yep,plenty of people know where Wales is,and plenty of people also know that it`s home to Subedei`s Welsh Gulags

Probably,no doubt Humphrey will able to confirm that later

That backwater is called the River Taffe in Cardiff

After being to both Wembley and the Millenium stadiums,the Millenium wins each and every time.

I`m not surprised when it costs that much I only had the one in the stadium,a pint of Magners(no `Bow on sale ) and it cost £4.50,I said I only wanted a pint,not the barrel...

It seems you were three heats too late then

Probably because your incontinence pants were full

No different to what it was before,now if only you could clean yourself up

Working

Good,I`ll stick you in the middle of the wife and daughter next year,you`ll have tinitus for years after

Hope you won`t be wearing a Celtic top if you do go,can`t handle three women screaming their collective heads off....

Well,Crumpie was awesome Saturday night,best display I`ve seen from him for a while I took my daughter with me this year,it was her first visit to the GP,and she really got into it big time,the bloke sat next to her just looked on in amazement while she was booing Nicki Pedersen Sadly,we didn`t get into the PoW this year,the Moose`s daughter was on crutches,and we didn`t fancy picking her up if she was toppled over ,so we had a quiet few in the Sandringham,the Goat Major,where the Goat Major actually made an appearance ,and the Cardiff Rugby club,but we did bump into Seb and Pints or Points on our travels. The only worry for me next year is my daughter wants to go again,and the wife has also mentioned she might turn up as well

Have a pint for me Dave,I may see you later if you get to Newport

I have a member of the Temperance Society coming down with me,my daughter Looks like I`ll have to be sensible

Think you would be better off in a hot air zone myself

I`ll keep the same team and keep the same captain Mr Crump. As my dad always said" if it ain`t broke,don`t fix it"

Steve Gresham Shawn Moran Bruce Penhall

I`ll stick with Mr Crump thanks

How many times have you used this line Dave? And more to the point,how many times has it worked?

Good job I didn`t mention Cockleshells

No,I can`t say that I have,what mussel do you tie the kipper around?

Hah,you`ve been done like a kipper........

No,not really,but we`re going to upset some people by going upscale about our fishy stories

Ah,I remember the old fishmongers daughter,she laid on the slab and cried "Fillet" Newport Market was never the same after that

Being a postman Sandie,you should know I`m always up for it in the mornings Don`t order breakfast too early