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If Mr Ebdon is coming out of retirement we may as well go for a Quadruple header and pull the Jubilee Trophy in as well... all done and dusted by 10pm

Triple header... don't forget the Cubs

I was going to mention him... but I'm still trying to forget

Good news! The sun has got his hat on.

You're forgetting the tides, when there's a high tide the Leicester track doesn't drain that well I though it was a couple of fans... can't really remember tbh

Absolutely some of them do!

Good news! It's stopped raining... although the sun isn't out yet and the drying wind is yet to blow. I'm sure there's currently a man (or woman) with a spade and a wheel barrow relaying the BP track

A cut off leg... sounds like a Pirate

I know he doesn't... but your talisman let your club down badly and not just on that night

Ward... That fine upstanding member of the community

The damage has already been done, rain forecast for tomorrow and Saturday, track curator on sick leave... just going to have to leave it to November, common sense should prevail

2 words... Darcy Ward

Can't he just get married on the centre green... like the couple did at Edinburgh a few years back (if my memory servers me) I think Shovvy's volunteering isn't he?

Currently it's piddling it down... has been all morning

So blade ALL of the dirt off of a 300 metre track and relay it... in the rain? Get real. Also if the Cooks do disappear off to Aussie, Poole should only be allowed NL riders to replace them.

And totally predictable

Rained a lot again through the night... will be surprised if the track is OK by Saturday, going by the looks of it on Tuesday. Also more on the way... you know you love a weather forecast, we all do

Almost as ridiculous as a team manager only managing his team for southern matches and going on a golfing holiday during play off season

Delicately poised... the result of this tie may very well depend on the condition of the track whenever the 2nd leg is held

Sweet Caroline time... yes!

Joe Thompson been very impressive tonight... Why do Poole have a Rat as a club mascot?

If Zach had gone down there I'm pretty sure Connor Mountain would have been excluded

Do races ever get rerun these days if they are into the 3rd lap? Instead of the no tacticals in the final rule they should run ALL races over 4 laps

Who's the ref? We might need an 8th (wo)man

Please tell me you're joking! Oh Christ! You're not joking, just seen him on parade