Shadders

I see three

No bloody chance of that!!

If you want to concentrate on playing with your ding-a-ling I'd gladly take up the update duty.

Different times

I'm not sitting next to you this week!!

They won easily at Scunthorpe, then next day were unlucky to leave Rye with just a draw. If they do a job on Ipswich on Thursday I can see them leaving the Showground with three points

If the Bandits come away from Ipswich with a favourable result they'll be full of confidence on Friday.

Check his fuel tank for sponges, or perhaps he's lowering his average for a return to Rye House? There's a few Berwick fans looking forward to Fridays meeting.

Been reading about Kenny Carter. The golden boy of his era. A bad boy, but loved by the fans. Then he murdered his wife. Can't complain about a few tattoos and the odd swear word can you?

Ridiculously early 8.30pm curfew

Think I read they were alternating between him and Hume on a meeting by meeting basis, but I s'pose it all depends on their availability

No jealousy from me, just some light hearted ribbing. I'm sure most Glasgow fans couldn't give a toss whether people are jealous or not.

I suspect you'll have to get in touch with Cardiff University

People moan about the lack of personalities in modern speedway. He may not be everyone's cup of tea, but he's box office. The sport needs more like him

If that's the case then they'll lose me. The Cardiff GP is about the social side as well as the speedway. Walking around the city bumping into old friends and acquaintances in the numerous bars, cafes and restaurants is a huge part of the Cardiff experience. I can't think of a better location more suited to the social side of speedway. How many speedway tracks can offer that, not to mention all the hotels, guest houses and student digs a few minutes walk away.

Go to Specsavers

Apart from me after heat 3, no

I'll be there. Unfortunately there's no Berwick tour bus coming down, so you won't have rival noise makers to contend with.

Not when you're taking the p*ss out of Glasgow it isn't

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So is highlighting and using the italic font on your posts. Attention seeking or what?

Only been going in the PL years, but locals say the racing was better in the top division. Has the track shape changed since then?

Only been to 5 GP's at Cardiff (missed 2007). As a weekend event I always enjoyed the Friday night social more than the actual GP, as I found the racing a bit dull. After a slow start the racing got better. Definitely the best meeting I've seen there. Why do they insist on removing caps from soft drinks bottles?

Firstly, you need a track that you can race on.

I'm up for the Berwick meeting if you require my services keeping them away