lucifer sam

You can't use Airhorns at the snooker And what's wrong with snooker anyway - it's top television. Beats boring bloody tennis any day. All the best Rob

How can Nicki Pedersen be the biggest cheat in Speedway? He's only 5 ft 3. All the best Rob

Jacques - you just wait until the Czech GP - then you'll see... Anyway, with a top two of Nicki and Crumpie, I've got to have a couple of more economical riders in there somewhere. All the best Rob

Jacques, Yes, but you weren't reminding me earlier in the season that you were in front of me... Schumi was Anyway, once Lukas hits a bit of form, I'll easily make those four points up on you. All the best Rob

Hey, Lucifer Sam is not a cheapskate. Paulco had gone on a pub crawl with Pinstripe, and Seb had also temporarily disappeared. I couldn't be bothered to go elsewhere - and remained at the POW until well gone six. All the best Rob

Seb - don't worry, I've made a mental note that I owe both you and Paulco a pint. You'd both disppeared when I went to buy you one back. All the best Rob

On Saturday afternoon in Cardiff, Lucifer Sam nipped along to Burger King for a Double Whopper and french fries. Lucifer Sam said: "While the burger was OK, the french fries were salty and tasteless, even for Burger King's low standards. In fact, halfway through I stopped eating the fries and starting eating the cardboard container, which had more taste. "Also the music is Burger King was crap, there was not enough shale on the floor in Burger King and someone at the next table was shouting at me for eating french fries instead of British fries." He added: "I never get this kind of grief while eating french fries in other countries. It's not fair, I'm going to sulk and throw my teddy in the corner, and I may not come back." Lucifer Sam has now eaten 70 Double Whoppers in 2008, ten ahead of Jason Crump.

Matt - did you see the dog's dinner he made out of Eastbourne on Sky the other week? All the best Rob

Just savouring the moment. All the best Rob

Paulco - not to mention that Nicki apeared to be aiming for the back wheel of the other riders before bailing out. I would have given him the benefit of the doubt the first time and put all 4 back, but then excluded him from the semi-final. Let's face it, Cardiff is a bit of a panto and Nicki is the panto villain. He's there to be booed. All the best Rob

The music this year got on my nerves a bit - playing the same bit of music every time a rider wins a race is so old hat and you wouldn't expect to find it at a showpiece event such as Cardiff Some plus points, though, such as the patriotic music to accompany Scott Nicholls and Chris Harris. That can stay - but The Wizard Of Oz and Copenhagen and such like should go. Who was doing the music in previous years? I'd say they did a better job. All the best Rob

Jacques, I've largely stuck with the team I had, but gone for Lindgren in place of Kasprzak (look at the current standings and the reason why should be obvious ). And don't worry - Dryml will come good All the best Rob

I would like to change my team to: Nicki PEDERSEN DENMARK $60,000 (captain) Jason CRUMP AUSTRALIA $50,000 Hans ANDERSEN DENMARK $40,000 Lukas DRYML CZECH REPUBLIC $20,000 Fredrik LINDGREN SWEDEN $30,000 All the best Rob

Schumi, so you're admitting that Kimi parked his Ferrari in the wrong place, then? All the best Rob

So speaks ANOTHER Wolves fan. You're all too predictable. All the best Rob

Lupus - I've got a stinking cold and I'm not in a good mood. So if anyone starts taking bollocks, I'll tell them so. All the best Rob

Well, no. The referee got it right for starters. As for the rest, they are just sheep and believe everything Keith Huewen tells them (despite the fact he knows NOTHING about speedway), instead of using their own eyes. I'm sure some of them still believe Freddie Lindgren won the Sweidsh GP. Baaaaaaaaaaa!! All the best Rob

Lupus - and, of course, you're completely neutral in this matter... Lindgren IS a nutjob. All the best Rob

Silver Bee, So Lukas was involved in a controversial incident... let's see... three years ago (I assume you're talking about Dryml v Iversen at Oxford). In contrast, this is the third controversial incident that Lindgren has been involved in, in the matter of around a week. The bloke is a complete menace. All the best Rob

Poppycock and nonsense. I suggest you watch the reply carefully. It was not a clean pass by Lindgren, who made clear contact with Dryml. This caused Lukas to lift and wipe them both out (how on earth the likes of Ermolenko and Louis missed this is beyond me ). It was Lindgren's fault - and further proof that Lindgren is a complete nutjob. All the best Rob

Schumi - it's hardly comparable is it, especially as Raikkonen had parked his car in the wrong place. All the best Rob

Kiwi - exactly. All the best Rob

Maybe he's a bit like Jekyll and Hyde? Anyway, as Stevebrum's views can be dismissed, that puts me back ahead on points. All the best Rob

50/50 decision my arse. Gollob did nothing wrong. All the best Rob

I would go for the following team at Coventry: Scott Nicholls Chris Harris Lee Richardson Simon Stead Edward Kennett Reserve: Oliver Allen And then following team for Vojens: Scott Nicholls Chris Harris Lee Richardson Tai Woffinden Edward Kennett Reserve: James Wright All the best Rob