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There's no way on this earth you'll get me out the pub for f£$%&*g Chico At least Bonnie Tyler had a nice arse for her age .

He was just watching out for skinheads with cloven hoofs and 666 tattoos , but sadly one got near His Royal Hansness .

Erm it wasn't funny at all the peoples champion was so cruelly robbed of his home country's GP . It was a travesty of justice in fact , but fear not His Royal Hansness will put that injustice to right in front of an adoring audience at the Millennium Stadium on June 30th and re-claim the mantle as the Champion elect .

That's between me and that jammy bugger Hill . But he better not get too comfy as all losses are only a loan till Cardiff .

His royal Hansness was only closing the door on the rider coming from behind as he tried to reach the final as he was cruelly denied in the first running of the race ,when that numpty Lindback fell off to give his fellow Swede another chance . All this after being confronted by a mad skinhead, with cloven hoofs and a 666 tattoo, in the pits while minding his own business .

He's a toe-rag . Hans will kick his ass in Cardiff .

Maybe he's ambidextrious

He could have made a joke about another way to get sore wrists - so fair play to big Sam

Wrists stitched up , robbed of a place in the final because of bloody Lindback and ran into by AJ . Plus having wee tornhole greeting in his face . Difficult night for the World Champion elect .

The only one who had it in the bag was Hans the Magnificent . Until that useless numpty Lindback fell over and got the semi stopped .

In Ht 16 Hans, in all his magnificence, rode Pedersen's torn face out to the fence and they showed , from the pits , greeting face up moaning at Prince Hans who just laughed at him .

That has p1ssed me off . C'mon Leigh

Bloody Linback I've got money on Hans and Pedersen was out .

Hanbags from the Danes Hans will kick Pedersen's ass . Forgot to mention i'm well impressed with the Scotland flag on the blue start girls chest .

One in particular .

Hans Andersen

R . I . P . Kenny . God bless - everyone at Ashfield will miss you .

This is just tragic . I feel sick .

So sorry to hear about Kenny Olsson . It's worse when it's one of your own - get well soon Kenny .

Derek mentioned to me last Sunday about Tiger Tiger in Cardiff ( i didn't know it was a chain - thought the one in Glasgow was a one-off ) . 25% is a generous discount , but could they not have done it for the beer as i will probably be on a liquid diet in Cardiff .

Cheers for that . Come on Robert . This is what i'm reduced to today because of the bloody rain .

Aye you may have a point there young Matty

Good luck to Britain and Australia in their respective semi-finals especially Robert Ksiezak - come back to us safe Robert . Not sure why William Lawson is not in the British 5 though .

Last year i didn't leave the stadium till about 11 o clock - so i better make sure i'm not too pissed and miss my lift to Newport . I gather there are no late trains after 11 .

Nobody will have their tickets yet Maggie . Last year i got mine about 2-3 weeks before the meeting .