The Grim Reaper

No pressure being put on your siblings then. Personally I'd sooner support my kids with lots of love & encouragement than to treat them as a financial burden.

Nice one ginger.

Blast, she didn't bite!

Yes hasn't he. Anyway, off you go back to the cooking & cleaning while we menfolk discuss the racing.

You shouldn't support the Brits if you can't take a joke Shazzybint.

Start warming the bath water up, the Brits are here.

Watched the GP whilst in the jacuzzi with my beautiful wife & a bottle of very expensive champers. Anyway, for those of you who can read, my thoughts are as follows. Sullivan: big girls blouse who will be lucky to be offered a conference league slot next season. Rickardsson: if he had been anyone else he would have been excluded for falling off all on his own, lucky the ref hadn't got any balls. Gollob: proved he is one of the best racers in the world on a proper racing track. Nicholls, Loram, Richardson: made the numbers up as always. Make sure there's plenty of hot water in the showers early on when the Brits are riding. Grump: surely he's got to take the world title this year. I don't care if he is a moaning ginger git he's the most consistent rider in the world right now. Jacob Olsen: if I was a Sky cameraman I'd shove my zoom lens up his jacksy. What a 100% tommy tanker. I'm off to bed now, so argue amongst yourselves. I can't be arsed. Speak to you again after the final GP.

Clipped my bum. He fell off all on his own.

"So Mark, you've been eliminated after two rides again, what happened?" "Yeh ya know I injured my neck getting out of bed this morning". F*** me!!

After 25 heats the biggest surprise is the fact that Nigel Pearson hasn't mentioned the Speedway Star magazine once. He really is there only as proof that Tony Millard is the best commentator Sky have. As for Ermolenko, well he is so pro Nicki Pedersen tonight you can almost hear him gathering twigs to build a nest in the studio so he can have NP's babies. Sadly I promised to give £1 to charity for every time Ermolenko said "buddy" tonight, so I'll have to sack one of the servants on Monday. I have to admit that I've been wrong about Nicki P so far. I can't believe the way the dirty bas***d threw himself onto Grump's boot, he really should have been excluded. Well done to Loram for completing his two rides, he makes you proud to be British.Sophie: " Bad luck Mark, talk us through what happened". Mark: " Yeh ya know, I was a bit constipated this morning, & the track is a bit oval, but I gave it my best shot". Did anyone else notice how Hans Anderson deliberately slowed down in the last race to give the other three riders a chance to catch up? I think we should all throw a breeze block at him for being so fast. Sadly you wont be hearing from me for a while as I'm going to spend a couple of months in my Spanish apartment. Bad luck. Oh & the track was rubbishe tonight.

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Ah the good old days, brings back lots of happy memories. I remember my old mum in the bar after many a meeting. She used to have men lining up to throw roses at her & drink champagne out of her shoe. Bless her, she died at the grand old age of 98 from trenchfoot & greenfly.

You must be joking. Long Eaton "stadium" was like a Russian slaughterhouse, & the best thing that ever happened to Boston was B & Q.

Darvel Ayreshire, best track ever. The Kettering track at Hannington was good too.

That's very nice of you. I'll have a bag of scratching with it.

God I'll be having my own fan club at this rate. Please allow me to buy a round of embalming fluid.

Lord Olsen probably wouldn't let them onto the track. Either that or they daren't go near Nikki because they read some of the posts on here & really believed he is covered in venom.

So you see, it isn't Arfur's fault that he gets things wrong now & again. Anyway, people have been saying he's not all there for a long time.

Ok, I'll try & tone my postings down a bit. No offence meant.

You couldn't be further from the truth actually. I don't intentionally badmouth anyone, I just tell them if I disagree with them. As for getting warnings/banned etc. what for? The only person I have attacked personally has now been banned & I make no apology for what I said to him. Is telling someone I think they're talking cobblers a personnal attack? I don't thrive on replies because I couldn't give a stuff if anyone replies to my posts or not. If the mods feel like warning or banning me then that's up to them. Oh & yes, I might well be Nikki Pedersen or indeed female, who knows?

Not friendly with anyone. I didn't join the forum to make friends. Please feel free to tell me exactly what you think of me. I really couldn't care less.

Excuse my lack of knowledge, but what does "Paddy" mean here ? They thought he was having an Irishman.

Not really surprising considering the most exciting thing they get to do the rest of the year is sit round eating pickled raw fish.

1) I never said they weren't. 2) Good for you, if you can do it, anyone can. 3) It's Reaper to you. 4) You can post as many opinions as you like, dosen't mean I have to agree with them. If I think you're talking out of your bum, I'm entitled to tell you so. A forum enables people to exchange their differing points of view, it's not my fault that yours were complete cobblers. Right well I've wasted enough of my precious time trying to mop your tears up, feel free to call me all the horrible names you can think of & if I can be ar*ed I might ammuse myself reading them later. Oh & if anyone else dosen't agree with my opinions then tough, don't read them.

My apologies. Please feel free to post 40 odd pages of vitriolic drivel everytime a certain rider does nothing wrong, & let's have more posts from people who find shooting birds & squirrels entertaining. Sorry if anyone has been traumatised by my posts, I'll crawl back to the dark recesses of hell from where I came from.