The Grim Reaper

Why would anyone hate the world number one? Pedersen only rode as you would expect the best rider in the world to, unlike the other no hopers who bottled it. He had nothing to prove so why not let Crump have his moment of glory

What you saw is a thing called o-v-e-r-t-a-k-i-n-g, although granted you don't see Pedersen having to do it all that often as he's usually half a lap in front of the also rans.

Obviously Nikki Pedersen has no use for a road bike so it was nice to see him throttle back & let Crump win it. Proof yet again what a top bloke he is, & the best rider by far today.

I'll be there to watch Pedersen loading his new superbike into the back of his van.

No pressure being put on your siblings then. Personally I'd sooner support my kids with lots of love & encouragement than to treat them as a financial burden.

Nice one ginger.

Blast, she didn't bite!

Yes hasn't he. Anyway, off you go back to the cooking & cleaning while we menfolk discuss the racing.

You shouldn't support the Brits if you can't take a joke Shazzybint.

Start warming the bath water up, the Brits are here.

Watched the GP whilst in the jacuzzi with my beautiful wife & a bottle of very expensive champers. Anyway, for those of you who can read, my thoughts are as follows. Sullivan: big girls blouse who will be lucky to be offered a conference league slot next season. Rickardsson: if he had been anyone else he would have been excluded for falling off all on his own, lucky the ref hadn't got any balls. Gollob: proved he is one of the best racers in the world on a proper racing track. Nicholls, Loram, Richardson: made the numbers up as always. Make sure there's plenty of hot water in the showers early on when the Brits are riding. Grump: surely he's got to take the world title this year. I don't care if he is a moaning ginger git he's the most consistent rider in the world right now. Jacob Olsen: if I was a Sky cameraman I'd shove my zoom lens up his jacksy. What a 100% tommy tanker. I'm off to bed now, so argue amongst yourselves. I can't be arsed. Speak to you again after the final GP.

Clipped my bum. He fell off all on his own.

"So Mark, you've been eliminated after two rides again, what happened?" "Yeh ya know I injured my neck getting out of bed this morning". F*** me!!

After 25 heats the biggest surprise is the fact that Nigel Pearson hasn't mentioned the Speedway Star magazine once. He really is there only as proof that Tony Millard is the best commentator Sky have. As for Ermolenko, well he is so pro Nicki Pedersen tonight you can almost hear him gathering twigs to build a nest in the studio so he can have NP's babies. Sadly I promised to give £1 to charity for every time Ermolenko said "buddy" tonight, so I'll have to sack one of the servants on Monday. I have to admit that I've been wrong about Nicki P so far. I can't believe the way the dirty bas***d threw himself onto Grump's boot, he really should have been excluded. Well done to Loram for completing his two rides, he makes you proud to be British.Sophie: " Bad luck Mark, talk us through what happened". Mark: " Yeh ya know, I was a bit constipated this morning, & the track is a bit oval, but I gave it my best shot". Did anyone else notice how Hans Anderson deliberately slowed down in the last race to give the other three riders a chance to catch up? I think we should all throw a breeze block at him for being so fast. Sadly you wont be hearing from me for a while as I'm going to spend a couple of months in my Spanish apartment. Bad luck. Oh & the track was rubbishe tonight.

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