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I have a nobble!

Awesome that ur flying up there lads #piratepride Now that's living alright!

Josh.Pickering will sign for Pirates!

I know wot they will bring up when they ride the Waves of Wimborne Road!

We shall see, some riders take longer to reach their full potential, dare I use the Jason Doyle example again. Josh is only 24 & next season he'll kick on! But for which club(s)?.......

Haggis......I've had Shaggi , u can choose from small, medium, large or all out extra large which can knock u out! I don't have it regular enuff these days too much time polishing the Trophy!

Tiz the season to be jolly.......if you're a Pirate! And that Basso on the Gasso is sh*t hot!

Pickering would make a superb Pirates signing, great style, very exciting & potential for significant improvement!

Tiz the season to be jolly......

Oh you are awful but I like you!

I'm in my b&b polishing the Trophy! Oh I say matron I Knocked that one Out!

To whom it may concern.......I bet my trophy is bigger than yours!

@RobMcCaffery Calm down & smell the poop! whoops sorry, didn't see that on the floor! Yer know somet Steve Shovlar is someone u can av a gud laff with no matter how he may be perceived on ere. Yeah, I come on ere & I act like a silly kid but who cares! Anywayz, Pirates gonna kick ass tonight coz WE ARE THE BEST FORGET THE REST Whoops oh dear, was that over the line or not???? Get VAR to decide!

Get the B'r'ASSO ready to polish the silverware! Whoops, don't mention the Polish! .....who are they?!

I've just text God, he said keep the faith #piratepride

Stopped u winning before us.

That's right, Ellis Perks superb ride to stop a Glasgow 5-1 in heat 14 as Leicester party pooped yer in 2019!

Well I'm from in between the two, guess I'm an Inbetweener! I'm a liddle bit nawty topped off with a liddle nice

Is that so it gives everyone else a chance to win something!

Anyways, Danny Ford said he gonna fix up a 70inch 4K 3D twiddly knobs TV screen up for me to watch the live stream!

Wotever!

Wotever!

Mona Lisa..........nah! Lisa seems to be a sensible person on ere who answers folk like moi with respect & politeness.

Basso on the Gasso

Ermmmm no ! Use yer brain! Charge folk on the door at Poole and give the money to Glasgow! Durrrrrrr!