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Richard Lawson is floating, please don't flush the loo!

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There's a job goin for u in Manchester Lisa!

Oh wot a comedian! Poole will just win everything again and av a parade around Plymouth!

Watch out he's (Lawson) behind you!

If you get an air horn this Xmas please be careful not to use it in front of gran........ https://youtube.com/shorts/GW9TBycdzqg?feature=share

Oh yes it was, oh no it wasn't, oh yes it was......

What are the Seven Wonders of the World? The answer to that is written in the stars of Wimborne Road

And with Richie a Lion again we need Stevie to shove it up em & it's my understanding that Lions don't like it up em! Got to retain bragging rights over my Lion mate's!

Stevie is a Pirate Nothing more, nothing less, Win with a WORRALL is best!

Lawson looks a bit piratey but doesn't walk like one!

I know!

In, out, in, out, you shake it all about Whoops, I've only gone n got it stuck! Bugga, I'll av to wiggle it a bit..... can't do it Hans free though!

Whoever wears the Skull & Crossbones will make them twice the rider they were before and we will Win everything again! Anyone fancy a cuppa & a slice of cake?

Hans, knees & whoopsie first bend!

He's advanced now from potty training to advance sit downs so he doesn't spin up these dayz!

I would say so But don't want to lose Worrall or Basso. If we retain one of those it would be ok I guess.

C'MON THE PIRATES WE ARE THE BEST

POOLE PIRATES ARE THE BEST SPEEDWAY CLUB EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AND PICKLED ONIONS!

I better get to a first skid day in readiness for next season!

There's always the Bonderenko's out there!

Rules out England then Ur turn matey......

That's Liverpool u mean winning like the Pirates!

Nah, she don't do it for me anymore! Even Vorderman is on the turn!

Stuff that! There u go I said it! And Stevie Worrall & Ben Basso will both be in the Pirates team 2022. And I said that n'all !