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I looked into my crystal ball and had guidance from the spirit ghost.........just so happens the spirit ghost is a Pirates fan

Pirates will be going to Perry Barr in confident mood after the draw at Glasgow. Always looking for the win us Pirates need to get off to a strong start as the Brummies will be giving it everything to beat us. Nielsen is a top chap and I'm sure he'll want to show the Pirates what they are missing. I'm going for us Pirates to win 47-43

I don't know why 'u lot' concerned about Richard Lawson's passing ability, he did a clean pass on me in the pits at Oxford!

Who's that? Segway

Why does Lawson need to make a pass when according to the Speedway Star he's no.1 in the Championship averages. Award for the best gater then if he can't pass! That's the Law - son!

Not sure wot the rule is on tac ride now, think u had to use before heat 12? Can't remember seeing a tac ride used in heat 14, just reserve change.

C'MON THE PIRATES! #piratepride

Great result for us Pirates up at Glasgow. Fantastic 2pts and I agree with Lisa about Dillon doing a good job in place of Drew. It's arguable if Drew wud've got any more but maybe we shall see in the play offs. You could equally say if Ben had scored we wud've won or if we had not had a heat 13 Ostergaard & Cook 5-1 against King & Lawson when we had opened up a good gap we wud've won. All ifs, buts & maybes, in the end a great result for any team to come away from Glasgow with anything other than a toss of the caber!

It's Alcock & Bull, aka Ant & Dec!

Ropey at 4pm? That must be when the Pirate Ship docks!

According to the met office Glasgee gonna be a wee bit wet, so much so Wee Jimmy Krankie gonna be up to his neck in it!

Instead of the speedway I watched a pigeon fight from me hotel window instead. It was a featherweight fight!

Noooo, Pirates too strong for wee Jimmy Tigers Is Bomber guesting again? Anyways, lookin like a wet afternoon & evening up there on Friday, not my fault this time folks!

English please, I'm not versed in local dialects

I went to bed with a Swede when I went to Oxford but kicked her out the next morning coz I found out she was a Cheetah!

Tipping it down at the Travelodge now! Feel slightly better now the rain as arrived

No rain at the Travelodge in Poole but the sky looks like a zit that needs squeezing!

Wherever I lay my hat that's me home

Long to rain over us God save the Pirates

Kick ass Lisa!

Pools Panel Result: Pirates vs Bandits Home WIN 56-34 If you had a system like this then no need for a rearranged meeting. Yes more in depth calculations wud be needed. Cricket as a solution for rain effected matches with duckworth/lewis. Only rearrange play off & KO Cup meetings. Riders not like it tho coz they not get paid. Bugga

The November ones are better than the October ones!

Each club should have a field next to it and av cows grazing in it. When cows sense rain they lie down to keep a patch of grass dry Who needs Michael Fish!

WHY DON'T YOU Go out and do something less boring instead!

Nope, sum darker clouds coming over