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This liddle Turnip is heading back to base on the National Express first stop London then National Express to Nottingham arriving 1630. My next appearance is at Leicester vs Scunthorpe to see if me Lions mates can also enjoy the moment of qualifying for the Jubilee Final. Mr Lawson may av a say in that tho, well he tends to use sign language at Leicester! That's our Richard Toot Toot

Thank you to SS & Shaleshifter for mentioning me to Nigel Leahy. Hey up to all 3 Pleasure to meet u Nigel, had a good chat and thank you for mentioning me over the mic during the meeting. U made me feel comfortable in chatting. Appreciate everything From the depths of desperation to the joy of celebration! If any team can the Pirates can! C'MON THE PIRATES #piratepride

Some how watching heat 14 Cook Bros in real time was like happening in slow motion. Those were a long 4 laps but as Brucie would say "didn't they do well!" Wow, what a sensational evening..... NID..........ermmmmm?!

That's a Turnip for the book

C'mon all you Pirates let's av a breakfast sing song..... https://youtu.be/GmK5_lnQUbE

I spoke with Danny Ford on Monday at Belle Vue and he said it cud be a 3 leg Final. Middlo backed that up tonight but did say that's wot the rumour is.

Can I thank the person that came forward with the inspirational toilet rolls that I requested. There was a bit of a mess that needed sorting out & it was all cleaned up just before heat 14!

Anyone got any inspirational toilet rolls?

"That's ok Sir, got to get em ready for action Sir coz the opposition they don't like it up em u know, they don't like it up em!"

Oh no Sir, most certainly not Sir! Suit u Sir, Suit U?

Yes, they don't like it up em!

For all u Pirates out there..... C'MON THE PIRATES BRING IT ON

Of course they'll av to use a t/s, NID!

Yep mathematically u r correct, but c'mon Pirates only go for the win

This liddle Pirate Turnip as landed in Bournemouth, one small step for a Turnip is one giant leap for root vegetables Oh, me patch is a tad damp

Ello, I'm a Pirate & a visit to the Coliseum is very entertaining. Just watch out when the verdict is thumbs down for the opposition!

It be 345am & me National Express to London from Nottingham departs & yes I'm on it ! Seen a few things of the night life & the nasty looking critter below was one of them. It was hanging around at me local bus stop but I haven't a clue which bus it was waiting to 'catch'?! Maybe the 'Fly'er ?! .....oh dear! It was on the interwebs but me phone cudn't find the wifi it was using! Dunno wot type of spider it is?

Well said Mr Shovlar I missed out on a fantastic evening by the sounds of it. It's nearly 1am and I'm about to set off from Derbyshire on me bus journey down to Bournemouth where I'm stopping overnight. Arrive Bournemouth about 1030am. Then get the train over to Pirate Land at about 5pm. Wots not to like, sorry Steve I nicked ur line , when ur traveling to WINborne Road ? See you there

As the tune goes......Bow down to the King !

And the missis can give birth without screaming at her fella for causing all the pain! Everyone's a winner!

Maybe so on paper but we the fans don't know wot conversation(s) happen in the pits between riders & manager. All I know is I trust 100% in Middlo but not so much in Havvy.

I wasn't there & didn't watch any stream so all I can say is well done to both Cheetahs & Pirates on the draw. I'm sure those of u that watched the action may mention the if's, but's & maybe's. PIRATES only one win required from 2 home meetings to guarantee qualification See you down WINborne Road tomorrow evening C'MON THE PIRATES #piratepride

PIRATES CooKing on gas in heat 12!

PRINCE once sang a song about Poole Speedway........... It was called PIRATES REIGN.!