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Oh right, well it's all knobs & cockers to me !

Christmas cracker joke! Don't forget to put yer paper hat on & blow yer whistle........!

As I say, I thought it was too late to make changes to a team either now or after u qualify for the play offs. Dunno, or is it on a guest basis? The rules & regulations are so knotted up.

Jason Crump coming back again me thinks

Kylie Minogue ........ whoops that's me being nawty!

Didn't think u cud make changes at that stage?? Dunno, me liddle brain doesn't retain much other than Pirates on victory parade

Jubilee 'thingy'.......Lisa getting very technical again!

In this meeting 6 & 8 are the preferred draw & it's just by coincidence that the Pirates av those two places

Heat 2 will be very interesting....Morris, King, Bomber & Lawson. Me thinks the top 3 will come from that as well. Morris will spend the rest of the evening trying to get shale out of his ears!

Richard Lawson will win the Riders' Final So knickers to everyone else, Nora Batty's big bloomers I say!

Are we still talking about the Riders' Final?

I enjoyed my evening at Plymouth & that includes the racing/track. Unfortunately the score didn't go the Pirates way on my visit

You shud put yer hearing aids in then!

Would be foolish of Leicester to pick us Pirates now that we are making all enemies walk the plank!

Imo Eurosport is poop de poop

Sam Ermolenko needs to go, not sure where mind yers but sumwhere where there are no microphones. Maybe a field where he can roam freely with just a few sheep to keep him company, yep & maybe a visit from Abi Stephens once in a while coz she likes to keep commenting on his 'sharp haircut' .....makes yer wonder......

I think this is safe for all ears ?!

Me kinda thinks we Pirates will be heading up to Glasgee in the play off semi, of course we will need to get past either Bears or Scunny before then.

Bow down to the, Bow down to the KING The beautiful soft lyrics with overtones of rabbit's running through the morning dew covered fields put a nice warmth to this masterpiece. Enjoy ur Monday morning shredded wheat!

I've heard Brown is gonna do a Cami-o appearance!

Yes well done to Glasgow on grabbing 2nd place. We Pirates just had too much of a blip & vital points escaped us. But now it's time to focus on the battle ahead and whoever we get in the quarter final better be ready for us as we are on a very strong run of unbeaten results. C'MON THE PIRATES Toot Toot

Yep same ere. Was looking forward to seeing him strut his stuff around WINborne Road. You never know, bit of super glue & a band aid & he'll be A1 in no time. Quick recovery Noddy

More like a 'bleep bleep' sound over!

C'MON THE BEARS!