Hacksaw Jim Duggan

He has, it’s going to Leon Flint, who’s average now isn’t what it will be at the end of the season

Enough about the result, it’s not important, how long did it take to run this meeting?

Because you said so... you are joking, away and fill out a programme ya geek

Just a bit concerning TBH, explains a lot though.

What a concerning thing to say on a number of levels.

bit weird thinking about that about someone who has told you they are young.

Nah, you are a complete melt

A man hasn't been near you for years, for sure.

A women hasn't been near you in years, for sure.

Aye let's get back to the art of filling in a programme. I decide when this ends not you

tragic auld duffer "what the young uns want is to fill in a programme" Stop trying to speak for generations you know nothing about ya rocket.

I am young you auld duffer.

Such a joy showing you up to the wider audience for the eejit you are, you always bite.. Here commmmesssssssssssssss moxeeyy... The master of filling out a programme.

leading moxey a dance again, ya dancer.

"feaky"

So I was sat there right, then this guy said, here son let me show you "the art of filling in a programme"

I am heading to the cinema tonight mate, new Fast and Furious is out "nah come to the speedway where you can learn the art of filling in a programme"

the art of filling in a programme.

Baws.

Per Coc...no wait, sorry, my mistake it's Dick.

They don't because it's mostly pish, but let's not try and even pretend for a second you are relevant enough to know what it is young people do or don't like.

Thought not, totally out of touch with the younger audience you attempt to speak for, you are clearly old don't try and pretend you have the first clue what young people are like.