Good old " ian thomas" in his book tells the tale how he would tell mr crane to put on a show shouting at the ref from centre green phone, got us kids shouting back at him ,all good stuff and sadly lacking these days
Back in the late 70s we used to have speedway disco,s in the bar at derwent park,the riders could get about £100 each which was a fair whack back then.
Fella has a big place 2 miles down the road he should be good for a few bob!,sponsor a lamp post/ bulb or cable might work lol.or sponsor a zimmer frame 10 minute walk into town lol