Liontamer

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That was Benny wasn't it?

I hate to think what you'll use as a mast.

Don't forget to take your washing in first Mats, looks a bit smokey to me. (What if there were no hypothetical questions?)

The story I've heard from different sources was that he returned home from his mum's funeral, & was found dead in his chair, having expired on the same day. Well it's a good story I suppose (exept if you're Tyburn of course).

I'm always getting mistaken for a film star..........Free Willy.

Bloody Nora, I've had to cover the budgie up again.

What, eh oh crap I've lost count now, hang on, "one, two, three........

I wasn't aware Jason Bunyan used to ride for them.

You've got me thinking now mate. I wonder if there's any chance that Mrs Lt will let me mount a Jap in the bedroom.

Sorry Gem, but I've gone back to my post & hummed my way through it again, & I can't find any missing hums. I did have one worrying moment though when I listened to the now famous "Imperial Echoes" on the Leicester speedway site. As you may or may not know, I've been having a few problems closing programmes lately, & it happened again. I was on verse 35 before I managed to regain control & shut the bloody thing up. BTW, who are the three geezers in the photo on the Lions site, & why is one of them wearing a wonky race jacket?

I'll give it a go Gem, ready? (Join in if you want to): Hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hm, hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hm , hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hmmmmmmm (sorry, that was a bit high), hm hm hmm hmm hmm hm hm hmm hmm hmm hm hm (big finish), hm. (I thank you). (Pavarotti smilie)

Err, now you mention it, yes I do. (I think I'd better change my sig quick smilie)

Your name's Porky & you're attracted to smell, says it all really. (A pint of Newcy brown & a bag of scratchings please smilie)

You speak for yourself mate, I learnt a long time ago how to run fast with them round my ankles. (Those were the days smilie)

I hope John Postlethwaite's got two new paper weights on his desk this morning in the shape of Ole Olsen's knackers. (Two bricks & a length of cheese wire smilie)

Nice one Barratts, may all your overpriced cardboard boxs rot in Hell.

No mate, you're thinking of the other one. The proper tune went like this: Rrum Dum Dum Dum Duu D D Dum, Rrum dum dum dum Duu D D Dum, D D Dum Dum Dum Dum....etc. :?

Hell's teeth, it's driving me mad now because I know the tune so well, but I can't think what it's called. I vote we all gang up on AdamLoweSpeedway & duff him up for starting this. :-(

It definately wasn't Blaze Away or Wheels. It was however an RAF tune, but the name escapes me for the moment. If you want to ring me though, I'll hum it to you. :?

Ah, is there anything that comes even close to the thrill of slipping into the odd cockpit or two? :evil:

Of courth not, I'm a real puthycat at heart. (Apologieth in advanth to anyone with a thpeech impediment) :roll:

Me neither Shaz. Offensive & unnecessary.

So if he gets badly injured he'll get no sympathy from you? How sad is that? :x

& you don't get those in speedway do you? :x