Liontamer

Can't you lot go & perv on another website, because it's getting bloody boring now.

Never mind, have a word with Sandman He might take you out in his boat, (keep your eye on him if you've got blonde hair though). (If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket & giving him only two).

Yes, I think they probably are :-)

& she's every bit as nice when you finally get to meet her.

You know, for a Bees (spit) fan I really like you.

Watch & learn son, watch & learn (Winky smiling smiley crap)

Sorry HG, I don't think I was there that week Never mind Lt ;-) Your getting far too clever for your own good young man. *:-) (Bo**ocks to Bill Gates, I've made my own smiley)

Sorry HG, I don't think I was there that week

Must have been the recent cold spell. Good news Sandman, I think I've found the ideal website for you, check this out: www.fitswedishbirdswithlongplatingumhairandtannedoliveskinwhohaveafetishforboats andspeedwaybikes.com

That was Benny wasn't it?

I hate to think what you'll use as a mast.

Don't forget to take your washing in first Mats, looks a bit smokey to me. (What if there were no hypothetical questions?)

The story I've heard from different sources was that he returned home from his mum's funeral, & was found dead in his chair, having expired on the same day. Well it's a good story I suppose (exept if you're Tyburn of course).

I'm always getting mistaken for a film star..........Free Willy.

Bloody Nora, I've had to cover the budgie up again.

What, eh oh crap I've lost count now, hang on, "one, two, three........

I wasn't aware Jason Bunyan used to ride for them.

You've got me thinking now mate. I wonder if there's any chance that Mrs Lt will let me mount a Jap in the bedroom.

Sorry Gem, but I've gone back to my post & hummed my way through it again, & I can't find any missing hums. I did have one worrying moment though when I listened to the now famous "Imperial Echoes" on the Leicester speedway site. As you may or may not know, I've been having a few problems closing programmes lately, & it happened again. I was on verse 35 before I managed to regain control & shut the bloody thing up. BTW, who are the three geezers in the photo on the Lions site, & why is one of them wearing a wonky race jacket?

I'll give it a go Gem, ready? (Join in if you want to): Hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hm, hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hm , hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hmmmmmmm (sorry, that was a bit high), hm hm hmm hmm hmm hm hm hmm hmm hmm hm hm (big finish), hm. (I thank you). (Pavarotti smilie)

Err, now you mention it, yes I do. (I think I'd better change my sig quick smilie)

Your name's Porky & you're attracted to smell, says it all really. (A pint of Newcy brown & a bag of scratchings please smilie)

You speak for yourself mate, I learnt a long time ago how to run fast with them round my ankles. (Those were the days smilie)

I hope John Postlethwaite's got two new paper weights on his desk this morning in the shape of Ole Olsen's knackers. (Two bricks & a length of cheese wire smilie)

Nice one Barratts, may all your overpriced cardboard boxs rot in Hell.