Liontamer

Who's the guy with the big blue telephone?

Mr Shovlar's gone very quiet.

Yes, I will be posting my congratulations to Nicki P later on when he climbs onto the winners podium.

Bloody Nora, a Poole fan agreeing with me.

For God's sake can someone please slap Ermolenko. He's getting on my t*ts already.

Sad git.

I await your comments Mr Shovlar. I trust you will spend the next four days slating Hancock off.

Just had to turn the bass down on my cinema surround system after my neighbour complained that Havelock's mumbling rattled a glass off his coffee table.

Yes but they weren't faster. That's the whole point of racing.

WOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I don't believe it. Pedersen just deliberately fenced AJ....dirty bugger........not.

WTF do they get these bloody referrees from?

Three & a half hours to go before the main Dane climbs to the top of the podium.

Good for you dog breath, but try not to be so bloody insulting next time.

Yes but I didn't realise the ref at Cardiff was attending his first speedway meeting. NICKI PEDERSEN - DANISH GRAND PRIX WINNER 2005

NICKI PEDERSEN - DANISH GRAND PRIX WINNER 2005

Very true Addy, but I still managed to meet lots of lovely forum members.

That's my boy.

I was there with my son who used to be a regular Long Eaton supporter but hasn't been to speedway (apart from one meeting at Stoke last year, in 8 years), & a mate who has never been to a speedway meeting in his life, & their comments were as follows: Pre meeting atmosphere in Cardiff: Son: "Beer, fit birds, fantastic, your round dad." 1st time mate: "'kin 'ell, I've never seen anything like this in Cardiff before, (he lives in Wales), fantastic". Programme: Son: "Phwoorrr, look at the t*ts on that" (page 22). 1st time mate: "Phwoorrr, look at the t*ts on that" (page 22). Bjorn again: Son: "That blondes got a nice ar*e" 1st time mate: "Have you seen the ar*e on the blonde one?" Presentation: Son: "Bloody 'ell, can you imagine mum trying to park that bugger?" 1st time mate: "Who's the bird doing the introductions?" Racing: Son: "Fantastic. When are you going to take me up to Sheffield so I can have a go?" 1st time mate: "Fantastic, I could get in to this big time". Interval: Son: "Beer". 1st time mate: " Beer". Firework display: Son: "I'm a firestarter, twisted fire starter, aaaaaaaa uh uh uh,.... fancy a beer?" 1st time mate: "That was good". After meeting entertainment in Cardiff: Son: " Bloody 'ell, I've never seen so many fit birds, I'm going to bring Becki (his girlfriend) here for a weekend, fantastic................Jesus dad, look at the t*ts on that". 1st time mate: "That was fantastic, absolutely fantastic". Next morning: Son: "Bloody 'ell, what time is it? Hang on while I have a quick sh*t shave & shower then I'll be down for breakfast". 1st time mate: (Meeting up again the next morning) "I had a fantastic time last night, I never thought speedway was was as exciting as that. I've been to concerts before at the Millenium stadium, but last night was awesome, absolutely fantastic". So all in all a brilliant weekend. Sorry if I didn't say hello at the POW, but I'm a bit on the quite side. Roll on 2006.

Don't know if it helps but I've just gone round & scratched my neighbours Volvo.

Wembley chucked us out last time so bo**ocks to them. Cardiff gets my vote anyday. NICKI PEDERSEN - DANISH GRAND PRIX WINNER 2005

It's not the swearing that worries me, it's when I see riders abusing their crash helmets. After the blow Crumpy gave his I hope they consigned it to the dustbin.

Yes but they stop working if you pi$$ on them.

Someone ought to tell his mother he's being mucky again.