BluPanther

Beaten with two or three eggs, it makes a really tasty omelette ....

Yeah, sirloin steaks are on special offer at Morrisons...

Is that because the Kings Lynn and Norwich City trophy cabinets are full of silverware

4,234 Days Until The End Of The Earth

Lawrie was a smashing guy, always enjoyed his company in our cycle speedway days. RIP old friend...

Good chance you will sitting on your own then, apart from your 'special friends'

I'm struggling to find a pair with purple and pink laces, life's a beach ...

4,236 Days Until The End Of The Earth

Proctor has a Kevin Jolly moment in heat 9

4,237 Days Until The End Of The Earth

Riss is not in Lynn's declared team, why would he be riding ?

I see Dockhead Limp Prock Zagar racing has started another thread for this meeting. Let's see who is dumb enough to post on it, other than his alias profiles

Not quite understanding that one, Bellego will be at home watching Eastenders

Bob Monkhouse never wrote stuff this funny. British speedway, the comedy gift that just keeps on giving

Hans just withdrew from the GP Qualifier at Glasgow after one completed ride. He's obviously not ready to return yet...

The Witches welcome the Swindon Robins to Foxhall this Thursday, with Ipswich trying to maintain their unbeaten home run. Hopefully both sides will be close to fielding their respective official line ups, with Eddie Kennett making his home debut. The weather forecast is looking good for Thursday, and it could be a close one with the League's top rider Jason Doyle leading the Robins.

Enjoy it while you can, i was recently told he's not doing the UK next year ....

He probably will be for another team

Busters musical chairs, with the Panthers getting what Kings Lynn discard ...

Eastenders it is then

The whole situation was handled very badly by both parties, and after the Harris fiasco it was the final straw for many...

R/R for Hans means an easy home win. A decent guest might have got me out, but no chance now ...

Scott Nicholls does not cry, he would just smile back if you chopped off his legs

OH BOLLAX