It's probably a cunning scheme done in conjunction with Amazon or JD Sports, to sign people up to do "voluntary work" and they get loaded onto battered old coaches and taken off to work a night shift for no money.
Northampton Cobbledtogethers have announced their exciting new team to take on the 2026 Premiership.
Spearheaded by the new Norwegian sensation, Redd Herring, the Cosmopolitan line-up will also include;
Nevva Urdavim
Legg Traylor
Lass Tagane
Myles B. Hind
Novvi Swobbla
Ove Andout
Have to say it makes it less likely, and if it does happen more likely to be 2027, otherwise 2026 could be financial folly especially with no time to do pre-season marketing and promotion. At least it probably means Ipswich has gone from 99% to 99.9%
Perhaps it was created as a rule to be applied in the event of a six-team league actually happening? So in which case Belle Vue could have team A and team B, hedging their options?
They announced Bewley ages ago. He's up there with anyone else. May not eventually be "number one" when and if things get underway. The rest of your moans aren't down to Belle Vue!