smartace

just a dizzy blond who asks the same question 3 times in one very long sentence.Priceless when she collared the breathless Hampel on Thursday night before he even got his helmet off.If she slowed down a bit and thought first she MIGHT make it into the Suzi Perry class

Aussies confirm Shields and Watt will replace Schlein and Ward

there is no doubt.he is in the meeting and just to make your day Rory SChlein is in the same meeting and will miss your match with Peterboro.Want to doubt that too ????

2 riders have withdrawn from the GPQ semi on Saturday( i presume Patrick Hougaard is one) so James goes straight into the meeting having just missed out at St Johann im Pongau.

Swietochlowice....not sure how long

i know this is supposed to be Millardisms but surely somebody can tell Keith Huewen that it maybe spelt Rune,but it is pronounced RUNA !!!! Surely Ermolenko could pull him to one side and put him right.Everyone else on the broadcast gets it right so why cannot he ???

Gapinski doubtful for Vastervik....send for Doolan !

a real racer and a rider who had every chance of being World Champion.33 years ago,sadly it only seems like yesterday.I recall him having a great dong dong for the Golden Helmet with Martin Ashby at Plough Lane circa 1975 when the Aces were in town.

more suited to a bigger track than Summers

david bargh 13 march 62

i would book the best jewish country and western band in the land...HANK COHEN AND THE FOUR SKINS.Saw them live last week,absolutely tremendous.One on drums four on cash registers.

why does he try and con us to believe he is actually there ????? Everyone knows he is sat above a butchers shop in Huddersfield !!!!Some of the cack he came out with tonight topped the lot.I think he must spend half his life looking down at his programme rather than watching the actual racing.NEVER does he pick up on an engine failure until the race has finished and Brando shouts in his ear-piece and tips him off as to what happened.Come on Sky he is well past his sell by date

never write off Gollob in Poland

ref was Jim Lawrence who suspects a broken left leg !!!!

Russia was NEVER in his plans

could the mystery GP be Togliatti ????

track too wet...now to staged at Bydgoszcz next Saturday

meeting in ukraine was 45-45 draw.....Leigh Adams in Togliatti this week,then a mad dash to get to Bydgoszcz for the GP !

Magnus Zetterstrom in Ukraine today

riders @ Wolves will be..Kennett Woffinden Wright Barker Bridger Auty and Haines

Nicki got paid max...13 plus 2

Nicki Pedersen off to Russia and again today and Leigh Adams will make his seasons debut on 11September,then its a mad dash back to Poland for the Bydgoszcz GP !!!

DAMN....no THJ at Workington next Saturday.....and not his fault for a change !!!!!

Kelvin Tatum joins the Nicholls back up team in Malilla next Saturday.Presumably he will chop himself in two,cos surely he wont want to give up his Sky work ?

sorry not being a reader of the comic anymore i was under the impression(wrongly)it was !