Christmas is a coming the goose is growing fat
Aljacks posting every day his usual pile of crap
his fishing rod is out and baited is his hook
say what you like to him he doesnt give a fook
Again again again he says the Louis team is cheap
boring boring boring now hes sending me to sleep
but one or two are biting blood pressure rising high
he chuckles to himself theyre falling for his lie
But best we all remember peace and goodwill to all mankind
even loathsome Aljack with his tiny little mind
So Happy Christmas to you Aljack despite your petty pointless view
because those of us with some brains know you havent got a clue.