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As i have said Monarch's have earned the right to be smug with there current form and they are only doing something that they were born with being smug bar stewards just don't over-do it or i will need to hunt you down if your through tomorrow turn you upside down and take all your pocket money and give to the Possil young team for there Bucky you have been warned . What again your mantlepiece will be giving way the amount off times we have been on it.

No it doesnae & no you's won't.

Why they not allowed to nibble next thing we will get is tonight's meeting being sunned off as they can't see green cheese without them having it as well .

Well Muff as Ekimba say's it is all Banter and to be honest the start Edinburgh have made they have the right to be smug we just like reminding you off that.

Didn't take long did it post 2 and the smugness comes pouring out and what is someone doing at your door with a dog's coat on.

There you go didn't even know about that one errr sorry it slipped my mind really hard done to through smugville way regardless if it's them or whoever the opposition that any injustice may have happened on any particular Sunday down Ashfield way.

Did it not quite it was against Sheffield on the 28th May 2011 so if you came through on that day you would have been coming through to watch Glasgow v Sheffield it was a sun off ironically when the sun came out prior to that it was a wash out all that weekend but don't let the fact's get in the way off another injustice to the Monarchy .

Suppose it is an improvement on the other kind off riding he was caught doing .

Better get used to it they still go on about a sun off at Ashfield several years ago and it didn't even involve them.

There has to be as they have halved there starting average,s that cannot be healthy for all concerned not saying it is an easy fix but thing's cannot continue the way they have or this season could well be our last as the murmuring's i hear around me is that people couldn't really care wether the come or not now I really don't know how we fix it but if the crowd levels drop even further albeit it was pretty healthy today then were do we go from here. Regarding Christian Henry i heard that he was taking a couple off weeks out as he was completely cheesed off at being dropped from Newcastle but was mulling over a couple off offers one being from Glasgow and he hasn't decided yet on any off the deals on the table.

Spot on Heather people are getting fed up with it but until our promotion decide to do something about then it is alway's to late and me personally it is other areas in the team that they should be looking at rather than Dimitri. Surely Wolbert & Lemon should take priority we would get by with R/R if our heat leaders were producing the goods that is were the main problem lies the two i have mentioned have halved there starting averages give or take and as far a i was led to believe Dimitri was back in 4-6 weeks from last week. The fan's deserve better than this but very rarely do we get it Can you imagine Neil McFarlane running this show there feet wouldn't touch the front mat being shown the door no I'm afraid we are too accepting off mediocrity maybe we are just to used to it now to even care. Time & a place for your tongue in cheek post Screm the way we are feeling at the minute is probably not the best time but your wit is not lost on me just feeling a tad p1ssed off at our pretty poor team.

Well done to the Comet's deserved there win on the day and heat's 13 & 15 showing us what we are missing a good solid heat leader. As i have said on numerous occasions we are one change away from being a really useful team once Berge returns but for whatever reason that change does not look to be happening so we will just need to grin & bear it with what we have which is a pretty average team that could cause the occasional upset. We welcome Edinburgh next week oh the Joy's really looking forward to that and the usual suspect's reminding us as if we don't already know as to how good they are and to how not very good we are maybe that change will be on the offing this week and we can try and give them a hard match for a change.

Very good Muff i mean Dalediver put LGF firmly in his place. Couldn't resist it were on a roll this morning .

Well who would have thought that just not good enough if this continues then there is a real possibility that the complete and utter smug post's may even dry up perish the thought . Obviously PMSL .

Too much information as i sit with a slice off toast reading your report.

Different day but same old p1sh how long is this going to be allowed to continue completelyfedup.com.

Can't be right were is Wolbert & Lemon .

We were only permitted a NL guest also as Anders is riding in some meeting the Danish body has insisted he rides in so pretty irrelevant who we got probably the best option.

See the banter bit i like alway's enjoy the banter on here it is the sly digs from the east that is very patronising but think we both have made our point anyway as far as Ipswich are concerned i think they could break the 40 point barrier as they do look a half decent outfit on paper.

The apology bit was tongue in cheek hence the smiley you off course have your opinion but they were plenty other team's that you could have referred to but the usual dig at Glasgow could not be resisted.

You have a point .

He sound's like one then you sure he hasn,t got Smugville gene's imbedded in his blood . And I'm not apologising .

How was it meant to read off course Ippo are not Glasgow no s**t sherlock but why the need to again have a go at Glasgow when this thread has nothing to do with Glasgow. Edinburgh are having a wonderful start to the season would it not be more constructive to big up that rather than to have another cheap shot at us, if the comment was not meant to be derogatory why feel the need to apologise. We all give and take banter between us but most off us appreciate how well the Monarchs have started the season and as some off your fellow Monarchs have pointed out were not as bad as some would have you think in-fact we are one change away in my opinion off being a very useful team so the snide comment's are pretty tiresome and let's be honest are they really needed ?.

Another patronising comment from the masters at being patronising did we expect anything less though.

Wash your mouth out with soap baba do not despair we are plotting there downfall as we speak and we have recruited some experts on sabotage to help. Herr Wolbert has advised on the dodgy burger art and we are inviting them over early on the 25th for a light lunch.