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You cannot do that, this has too be seen.

Not even that heat 6 Mr Gjedde decided to pack up and go home. You were lucky you were not raped.

You made it home then.

Also forgot to mention a special Thanks to Anji Parker Shane's wife who came across to have a few drinks and a chat with all the fans. And also although people did not realise it Ben from the Ben Fund was there, I won't reveal his true identity I leave you all guessing who it could have been.

Right here we go for the New Barrack Tavern 2011 awards. Top 6 Prediction Winners[/b Goes to Pyeman from Newcastle and from Rye House Shadders daughter Sam who won £24 each. Special Well Done Sam on beating all the know it alls on the BSF. Winners; Sam and Pyeman. Best Supported Team Award 2009 it was Berwick, 2010 its was Redcar, both teams were heavily represent yet again, but I reckon that Berwick just shaded it. Winners; Berwick Loudest Supporters Award Only one winner for this one, when you got Drac and Pat Sharp on your side only ever going to be one winner. Winner Redcar Most Entertaining Fan Award Can only be one winner with his Johnny Vegas impressions Pat Sharp. Winner; Pat Sharp Redcar The Where Do Hang my Coat Award Goes to Drac's nipples, was he really wearing a peek a boo bra or was it my sexy footwear that got him going. Winner Drac and his nipples. Redcar The Sexiest Footwear Award Goes to me and my camel toe trainers. Winner Spin King. Sheffield The Ryan Fisher Falling Off Award Can only go to one person, Pat Sharp ten out of ten for artistic impression, wiped out two potted plants and followed by a song. Winner Pat Sharp Redcar The Now You See M Now You Don't Award Shadders body, lost more than a third of his body weight. Winner Shadders body Rye House. Where did you get them shoes Award Goes to Shadders, he has took to wearing some funny clothes, and the last time I saw footwear like that I was at the bowling alley. Winner Shadders Rye House. The Robson and Jerome Singing Award Only ever going to be one winner the singing twins from Redcar Drac and Pat Sharp, although I am not too sure how many people enjoyed it. Winners; Pat Sharp and Drac Redcar The Most Loyalty Cards Filled In Award Joint winners for this one, Paulco, along with Bill and Alan from Glasgow and Bluejam from Birmingham Winners Paulco, Alan and Bill Glasgow and Bluejam Birmingham The Oh My God I Have Missed My Train Home Award Goes to Bluejam who did just that. Winner Bluejam Birmingham The Pat Sharp Is Missing Award Goes to Squall who missed his lift home from his Dad. Winner Squall Sheffield. The He Is Not My Son Award Goes to Squall's Dad, who took to disguising himself so that he would not be recognised by removing his glasses. Winner Squall's Dad Sheffield The Most Worried Parent Award Goes to Squall's Mum who in panic when young Squall failed to make it home, contact Drac too see if Squall had eloped to Redcar. Winner Squall's Mum Sheffield. and finally. The Best Dressed Whoopee Cushion Numerous people tried on Drac's Whoopee Cushion suit, but there has to be only one winner and the winner is. Squall Sheffield That was 2011 hopefully we can do it all again next year.

The New Barrack Tavern Awards to feature soon.

Anyone know what happened to Wanna today, was told that he was spending Saturday night on the town in Sheffield, and would be putting in appearance at the New Barrack Tavern, what happened to him no show. And so many people who could not wait to meet him, what a let down.

We had a predict the top 6 in the pub before the meeting, and I can tell you that only 2 out of 24 entries had Sam Masters getting into the top 6, and no one predicted that the lad would even get into the top 4. But end of the day I don't think that anyone can argue that the best and most consistent rider on show won the meeting.

Crap meeting, racing to much gate and go. But end of the day on the day the best rider came out on top. Well Done Sam Masters, thoroughly deserved victory, pity there was no more Somerset fans to witness the victory.

Hya Bob why not call in the New Barrack mate, would be nice too see you there.

Might just do that Worzel my friend.

Well Finished work till Tuesday morning, bring it on.

Very sad news Dave, I believe that Gary was a sidecar rider, and I am sure that we will that we will find a moment to remember riders who have paid the ultimate price. RIP Gary.

Its okay I will just Squall to carry the beers back, been a new found Kings Lynn fan he now has five fingers and a thumb on each hand.

Totally wasting your time, the lady is wearing blinkers on the subject and won't listen to any reasoning on the subject.

Actually he said that he thought that his average would be too high for him to ride in the Premier League.

How can you disappoint your audience.

Enjoy your Saturday night mate, looks like you will get a very warm welcome on the Sunday.

OMG, and you would pass up the chance to see Squall get waxed mate , you know if you don't come the little guy will be inconsolable.

Right guys have the timetable for the events of the day, and I am sure that you will all agree that we have pushed the boat out for entertainment value. 1145am See the arrival of the first groups Paulco and Falkirk Bandit and there crew closely followed by Squall and Bluejam, but they will have to wait for the pub to open. 1200pm Pub opens. 1200 to 1255 Steady stream of speedway fans arrive at the New Barrack and spend time to mingle and chat. 0100pm Shadders the former vicar turn fashion guru and Bandits4eva arrive after a morning shopping at Meadowhall, and a coffee at Starbucks.(is Shadders turning gay). 0115pm Squall's Sack and Crack. Squall has his sack and crack waxed, waxing to be performed by Nurse Bandits4eva. 0145pm Bluejam and his mountain bike. Bluejam to perform his range of tricks on his mountain bike, including a one handed wheelie while balancing a pint of beer on his head (eat your heart out Joe Screen). 0215pm Drac and Pat Sharp Enjoy the sounds of the BSF'S answer to Robson and Jerome when sing a medley of toe tapping numbers for you to dance to. 0245pm Beat The Stylist. Take on the fashion guru Shadders to create a whole new image for Vog and Squall. 0315pm Treasure Hunt With a Difference Pat Sharp has wandered off, but who will be the first to find him. 0345pm to 0430pm Time to drink up and for everyone to make there way to the stadium. Think that you will all agree we have put together a quality entertaining day.

Hey hey The Falubaz. Bring on the Bulls.

And this season we don't do rain offs this season.

Those words will comeback to haunt you.

Of course you could meet up with some very interesting people like. Squall; The Self Proclaimed Worlds Number 1 texter, with an addiction for waxing himself. Drac; Redcar's Prince of Darkness who looks a vision in pink. Bandits 4eva; Nice Lass but say anything wrong about Berwick then its coats off and get it on. Shadders; A vicar from Rye House (Well it is Sunday) Pat Sharp; From Redcar, that is if he don't get lost getting to the pub, oh and he might just start bursting into song at any minute. What more can anyone want, interesting people, beer and speedway.