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I think you could have gone behind the tote board before but there is now a fence at the end.

Does it wear a nappy?

Hope you did.

That would be three knocks ya eejit.

Listen fat man, the turns into the bends are new. If we wait until the weater dries and the track firm up the season will be half way through. Just because your new Polish superstar bitch can't wear enough tear offs isn't our problem. Roof could be next.

Shut it! Would you pay £15 to walk on dog sh@ No didn't think so, you just talk it.

Do you think that they gave the brickies orders to build the pits any size they wanted? I'm sure measurements were taken to ensure that they were suitable for the requirements of the riders. No doubt some people find faults in anything. By the way smart kevlars.

Ther is no such thing as a Glasgow-Edinburgh friendly. Let battle commence.

You'll need to change your name to Pinocchio, your nose is getting bigger.

Don't know about your lapsed supporters but I know about 6 that are coming. Hope we don't run out of beer or crisps, wouldn't want to give the Scum something to complain about.

Think it's a country wide.

Hope we've signed a junior.

That's ruuufff.

Why not? Is it a trick track?

Maybe Gasgow pulled Barker out to give Rich the practice. Or should that be Rich Glasgow pulled Lawson out.

ArE yOU writing in sOme sorT of coDe?

Tell Summers that.

I think Stewart has thought this for a while not because we have new owners.

Edinburgh must. They've now got a trust with loads of money. It wouldn't be my money either if Glasgow or anyone else won the league.

I like Stewart Dickson's idea that each club puts say £1,000 into a pot which would go to the team that wins the league.

Well our box man seems to think he's there to give his opinion and sing to us.

Luckily Scotland didn't vote for independance or we would've been over run by Aussies, right enough we would have been in an asylum.

The leg-end that is Billy Wilson says if they don't win the league they should be slated.

Border Roofing to sponsor Edinburgh. They'll be hoping that they're at the apex this year and things don't fall flat, if it does there'll be a lot of pent up anger.

You wish.