Jacques

Moderbike... He was awfully, awful there!

Fair play Freddie! Out of tha Tooppp drawerrrrr!

Is it two minutes, or four...Or whatever you fancy #jokesport

More importantly, where's the crowd? :O

http://www.speedwaygb.co/news.php?extend.30419.1&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook BRITISH Speedway vice-chairman Rob Godfrey is keen to explain why Peterborough's bid to sign star rider Craig Cook has failed. Panthers had announced their intention to bring in the Belle Vue man on a doubling-up basis - but the sport's management committee didn't approve the move. And Godfrey insists Cook is welcome to ride in the Premier League and is also slamming suggestions of a vendetta against the East of England Showground club. He said: "I'm annoyed by the amount of unfair criticism the association are taking over this. "The fact of the matter is that I advised Peterborough promoter Ged Rathbone that any such move was unlikely to be approved, I told him this as a friend. "You simply cannot sign a rider when he already rides for a club on your racenight. King's Lynn switched from a Wednesday to a Thursday and as a consequence they had to lose Lewis Kerr from their team as he was already signed to a Thursday night track. "Here, we have Peterborough who are a declared Friday night racetrack as in the promoter's guide and yet Craig already rides for Belle Vue who are also a Friday track. "I explained all this to Ged but he still went and released riders from his team. "This is not a vendetta against Peterborough and not a vendetta against Craig. Craig is more than welcome to ride in the Premier League, but not for a Friday night track and if we allowed it to happen now, everyone would be trying the same thing. "Doubling-up is a necessary evil in the sport, as an association we have a responsibility to maintain control of the situation. "I hope people, even our fiercest critics, can at least appreciate my explanation as to how this decision was reached."

Not sure it's necessarily what he wants, more likely what SHE wants

I thought youd left. You lasted longer than Sid though, eh

Ha ha. Enjoy!

Which reminds me, whatever happened to Manchester Paul, did he spontaneously combust

I did wonder myself. Either way, it's funny

Lot's of emotional problems down at Poole....

Bwhahahahah. No, you don't want it mentioned, because people will see how pathetic it is and as for Poole fans and decency?

...it's the absolutely correct place for it, people have the right to know the reason why Poole have replaced him!

Apparently the reason why Watt is under performing is because the Polish girl he was shagging and he left his wife and kids for a few years ago, has dumped him.... Ahh bless!

It's delighted me too!

Thanks Trees

Along with Bjarne and Zengota

I'd very much like to see this. Do you know if we can buy a copy of the film?

Dear god! Have you ran our of rants?

That's Mick Horton though isn't it , he shoots from hip!

What you are describing is a different offence. Using an NUS card when you are not a student. to benefit by getting discounts is! I was a full time student 2010-2011 I had one and got a student season ticket to cover the period I was in full time education. Since then I have paid the full price and not diddled anyone. If you obtain an NUS card and produce it at the turnstile and induce the person taking the money that you are a student, in education, be it full time or part time to gain a benefit ( ie money off admission) knowing you are not entitled to, that is deception. The offence isn't absolute when you purchase one, it's when you actually use it to deceive!

It's about honesty. You'll always get people who will take the piss, no matter what it involves. It might be prudent to remind these people that they are actually committing a criminal offence, it's deception plain, and simple, an arrestable offence!!

The account was created Sept 2015. I think he did have an account though, some years back, but I agree, not this one

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