Dave Jones

I got the impression bomber was going to fix him up with a couple of motors, but obviously wants money for them.

Anyone with fewer brains than Shovlar must be in a bad state.

I think you will find the word has been deleted from all dictionaries within a 30 mile radius of Poole on the instruction of Mr Fraud.

Just as long as they don't give me yours!!

Is that the Gustix with a capital G or the other guy?

Also at his age he is unlikely to be mobile enough to go "Russian" around the streets causing bother.

I think that question might be too complicated for Starman.

I heard that they didn't get off the first page.. Most of them saw the date and couldn't understand why it didn't start nineteen hundred and something.

What have the good folk of Geneva done to deserve having Ward stuck in their city?

I hear he is on his way to Geneva now, for tomorrows hearing. Hope they don't serve drinks on the plane.

It would be good to see you practice what you preach.

If there is, I am sure Gustix will provide a link to it .

That should create a barrel of laughs

Shame Eastbourne decided to drop down isn't it? They could have been champions this year.

Kelvin will be delighted with that news.

I bet that phone number is as busy as the" Carlsberg complaints line "

Skidder, the ultimate Pirate. Only problem is that he seems to be wearing patches over both eyes.

very similar to chatting at a Poole sponsors evening I would imagine....

You would make a good children's story writer with stuff like that.

I heard he packed in speedway promoting in order to take up a course on interpersonal communication skills. Judging by the standard of his posting on this forum I would suggest he failed the exams miserably.

Are begging bowls standard issue by the BSPA nowadays then? There does seem to be a lot of them around presently.

I read that Loomer Rd has been attacked by vandals. Apparently they caused £10,000 worth of improvements.

How about a view from the opposite side of the fence? Time for the BSPa to demonstrate they want fans to go through the turnstiles, by giving them an honestly run sport that provides value for money entertainment. Then it might not be necessary to get the begging bowl out in order to survive.

Is that a train ticket wedged into the peak of his cap?

Plus trying to dodge paying for a train journey from Rugby quite recently and being spotted by the ticket inspector, who happens to be a speedway supporter.(Allegedly)