Bear_Bottom

Yeh we better not give them an inch...or in Lambert's case 4...

Barry Chuckle :-)

GLASGOW have launched an ambitious new ticket initiative aimed at getting new fans into speedway…offering …151 heats of spectacular racing. 1 Disclaimer: actual number of heats may vary and is subject to SCB interpretation on a daily basis.

Perhaps he owns a Karaoke machine? Nah

The referee was pointing out to them both that any pugilism is clearly covered in the 2017 Speedway Regulations booklet: 8.2 The minimum Personnel and Facilities required at a Speedway Meeting (including an Amateur Meeting) are: one (1) Medical Officer one (1) Ambulance with a Driver and Attendant one (1) Medical Treatment Facility four (4) Fist Aid Staff

16.2.7 A SGB Premiership or Championship League rider will establish an MA after 4 Home and 4 Away fixtures, becoming effective 7 days after the last qualifying Meeting. Should an Established MA not be achieved to be effective from 1st May, then the MC may issue a revised MA, based upon actual rides if the Team re-declares.

Ugh...you should be Bard

Or did one of the black cats run over a bear?

Probably be replaced by Bewley or Lunna

2015 Premier League Green Sheets - Final Issue 2015 Ave M R Pts Scunny 7.41 20 101 187 Glasgow 6.72 20 97 163 Combined?

That's a pain in the ice

Hope someone's put 50p in the pits leccy meter this week?

As announced at Autumn Statement 2015, legislation was introduced to confirm that income from sporting testimonials and benefit matches for employed sportspersons, irrespective of whether they are arranged by the sportsperson’s club or by an independent testimonial committee is chargeable to income tax under PAYE. This applies where the testimonial was granted or awarded on 25 November 2015 or later, for income from events taking place on or after 6 April 2017. An exemption of £100,000 will be available to set against testimonial income received, either from an individual match or a series of events in a testimonial year. The exemption is available provided that there is no contractual entitlement or customary right to the sporting testimonial or benefit match, and that it is being arranged by an independent testimonial committee.

Employers that sponsor skilled workers under tier 2 of the immigration points-based system will have to pay a levy of £1,000 per certificate of sponsorship per year (£364 for small employers and charities).

What's the World Taekwondo Federation got to do with it?

We're on the march wi' Sturgeon's Army We're stayn in the Eurozone And we'll stick two fingers up When the Brexiter's **** it up Cause Scotland's gona do it on oor own.

No but you can probably get their first!

Great trophy though - looks like a Deagostini weekly part work... 'build yourself a speedway bike'! https://www.facebook.com/108370692530626/photos/a.196747333692961.46685.108370692530626/1408623542505328/?type=3

Well it won't be Southern Rail

Barker's got b lls...bonus ones apparently!

Wait til he's hooked on the infamous Redcar Pie n Peas!

More pain?

Nah...he had a lightbulb moment and pulled the plug

That's an aspiration for some of us!

The only stat I really want to know is...how long IS SCB's tie?