Midland Red

B*gger! One date I cannot make! B*gger!

Very pleased with signing MJJ - sad for Ryan but that's the way it goes - hope he gets fixed up somewhere B E E S No, he has a soaking wet girlfriend in Leicester. Unless . . . . . !

Is it not time to consider bidding for Brandon Stadium, to become the National Speedway Centre?

I'm just trying to help him for when he comes to take his GCSEs - I'm sure his soaking wet girlfriend in Leicester will pass her exams!

Not until you've done your 100 lines Is that your soaking wet girlfriend from Leicester?

I guess three out of four correct apostrophes isn't bad, but you're still going to have to do 100 lines : THE PLURAL OF BEE IS BEES Off to the cooler to do your lines, now

One of his teachers knows someone who . . . .

I see detention ahead if you persist with incorrect apostrophes

What are the two apostrophes for? I hope your English homework is better than this

Isn't Fisher's testimonial this season?

There's a major flaw in this doubling-up and it needs addressing in the winter - either scrap it, or extend it so that teams in effect have a number of d-u riders to choose from to cover absentees As far as foreigners are concerned only those fully committed to UK racing, ie with no overlapping commitments, should be allowed Easier said than done, but it has to be achieved

We can send Peter York over to you! You'll like that, . . . . .

leg·end (lĕj′ənd) n. 1. a. An unverified story handed down from earlier times, especially one popularly believed to be historical. b. A body or collection of such stories. c. A romanticized or popularized myth of modern times. 2. One that inspires legends or achieves legendary fame. 3. a. An inscription or a title on an object, such as a coin. b. An explanatory caption accompanying an illustration. c. An explanatory table or list of the symbols appearing on a map or chart. Ooh! Makes it tricky! I never saw Farndon, Parker J, Duggan V, Le Breton, Milne C, Milne J, van Praag, Grosskreutz - so, for me, they're eight speedway legends PS I tell a lie, of course - I saw Jack Parker v Malcolm Simmons at Hackney at the Golden Jubilee meeting! Perhaps Waterman would therefore be a suitable "legendary" replacement in my list

Well done Colin

Poor show from Harris and Howarth, tweeting they're bored with waiting

Fetch the DDT

There is more info on the Bees EL thread!

Why should the weather 25 miles away be the same as yours?

Did none of you listen to the riders' comments on Sky? They all said that the problem was not with the track but with visibility, due to the rain on their goggles/tear-offs

Why aren't you in Leicester with your soaking wet girlfriend?

Drinking at home then!

She needs some track covers then

So sad - such a stylish rider who perhaps should have won more I remember one freezing February seeing him at Hackney riding against Jack Parker!

Should be compulsory at all tracks Plus original body colours Plus yellow and black helmet covers Plus black leathers - or blue with white boots if your name's Boocock Plus bike racks on back of cars Plus track spares Plus 13 heat matches plus full 2nd halves OMG I've gone again!!!!

In the pub by the look of it!