TheScotsman

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So will the Kaiser have his average reduced for next season by missing out this year? Just asking!!

Only if you bother to re-read every word you type.

Really sorry for the Kaiser.

Would be on a bargain average!

Yep - NEP seems alright!!

Very outside possibility of Mrs. Scotsman coming along on Saturday too but I suspect not. And our future son-in-law is from Sheffo so it would be pretty bad form if we didn't stick up for them!

Certainly is a cracking line-up! Feel a bit sorry for Josh P. making his UK debut in that kind of field!

Good thinking Taps! Sounds like a "must try"!

Think it's pointing out what's available elsewhere! Prefer a drop of Edinburgh Gin myself.

Take a look at @edinburghpaper's Tweet: https://twitter.com/edinburghpaper/status/844588506848612354?s=09 Treat time!

Nah - Weegies will not get that far! 😉😉

Who is Bradford?

Cheers Gazc. You got it word for word.

Nah you'll get humped at Armadiddle!

Go the cookie monster!

Can't remember the details - something to do with additives I think. Think it didn't have them all or enough of them. Was causing the engine to cut out.

Me neither - not since our nearly new car broke down and the first question the recovery man asked was have we been using supermarket fuel!! Very lucky we didn't get a big repair bill apparently.

You picking on Peterboro here?!!

Yep could do that. Have they installed power points for our chargers now too? Mind you with no Nige & Kelvin around maybe the words hard chargin will drop out of use!!

Simples - we'll just cut down to 1 lap races.

Be careful about that - there are many variations on white pudding especially between Scotland and Ireland. Main differences are meat/no meat / type of meat / amount of suet or fat / etc. So heaven knows what a German version (or whatever!) might be like!!

So the sound is still going to be CRAP. Wonder if the track lighting is going to be any better?

I resemble that remark!

Kebabs are always messy - especially In East Anglia!!